Mr. Shoehorn. That name alone. Sounds like a rejected cartoon villain but here he is, this angry little gym trainer with a clipboard and an attitude, staring at Lisa like she just broke his favorite treadmill. And Lisa, she's just standing there with those absolutely ridiculous proportions, the kind that make you wonder how she even walks through doors, let alone does a squat. The whole thing has this crusty old Flash energy, the kind where you click and something janky happens and the animation loops weirdly for a second before catching up. I spent way too long just clicking on her chest because the physics, if you can call them that, are so absurdly over the top it loops back around to being hypnotic.

The fit test is basically just Mr. Shoehorn being a complete degenerate while pretending it's professional. You click through these scenes and he's got her doing stretches that make zero anatomical sense, all while this big black cock just sort of appears in the narrative like it was always there, no big deal. The art is deliberately rough, like someone drew it during a boring meeting, but that's the charm I guess. There's this one frame where Lisa's expression is supposed to be surprised but it looks more like she just remembered she left the oven on. I wish there was more to actually do besides clicking next, but then again I don't think my brain could handle a complex skill tree in this universe.

The whole thing feels like finding a weird VHS tape in a dusty box. You know it's not high art, the audio is probably just a single looping grunt, but you keep watching because something about the jank is comforting. Like a warm blanket made of bad decisions. If they ever made a DLC where Mr. Shoehorn gets what's coming to him, maybe a rival trainer named Mr. Loafer shows up, that would be something. But they won't. These things just exist, frozen in time, waiting for someone to click through Lisa's questionable workout routine while pretending to do actual work.