Boss walked by my desk again so I'm pretending to analyze quarterly reports while actually thinking about this card game where a blonde takes her clothes off. Priorities, right?

The mechanic is simple enough. You've got cards on a field and you need to match suits, covering a lower card with a higher one. The sum becomes your Trick and goes to your score. Beat the opponent's score and she loses a piece. It's not rocket surgery but my brain at 2pm on a Wednesday isn't exactly firing on all cylinders. The logic part actually requires some thinking which surprised me. You can't just click randomly and expect the lingerie to disappear. Well you can but you'll lose and she'll just stand there fully clothed looking disappointed. Or smug. Hard to tell with the expression she's got.

The model is exactly what you'd expect from these browser games. Real blonde, not some anime drawing, which is refreshing if you're tired of the cartoon stuff. She starts in this black lingerie set that's doing exactly what it's supposed to do. Each time you win a round she does this little striptease animation. Nothing groundbreaking but it works. The card suits keep distracting me though. I'll be trying to plan three moves ahead and then she shifts her weight and I forget if I needed diamonds or hearts. Happens every time.

Wish the opponent AI was a bit smarter or at least varied. After five rounds you start seeing patterns and it becomes less about strategy and more about waiting for the right cards to show up. But I guess you're not really here for the card game are you. The erotic part delivers what it promises even if the strip sequences feel a bit mechanical after the third time. Like watching a very attractive robot follow programming. Which honestly still works for me on a slow Tuesday.