My kid found this. Not my kid, I mean, I found it and now I'm wondering what kind of person makes a Fallout parody where the main mechanic is cornering a woman in a vault suit until she gives up. The art is that specific flavor of hentai where everything is slightly off, like someone traced a good drawing but their hand slipped during the important parts. The tits are massive. Obviously. That's the whole point.

You play as some wasteland mercenary type and there's exactly one female character. One. She's just standing there in this bunker room and your options are basically talk, touch, or escalate. The "seduce" tag is generous, it's more like wearing down an NPC through repeated clicking until the game decides you've clicked enough. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there was an actual relationship system or if it's just a linear sequence of increasingly explicit scenes. It's the second one. The pickup dialogue is hilariously bad, like someone ran Fallout 4's romance options through Google Translate twice and then back to English. "You have beautiful eyes for a survivor of nuclear hellfire" or something equally stupid.

The weirdest part is how unpolished everything feels on purpose. The UI looks like a Flash game from 2006 that someone forgot to finish. Sound effects are just... missing? Sometimes there's a click, sometimes not. The animations are maybe three frames total. But here's the thing, I kept clicking. Not because it was good but because I wanted to see if there was an ending or if it just loops forever. There's an ending. It's exactly what you think. The mercenary angle never really matters, by the way. Could've been a plumber or a space marine and nothing would change. I wish there was at least some dark humor or a Pip-Boy joke or literally anything that justified the Fallout connection beyond the blue jumpsuit.