Selena is the kind of futa girl that walks into your brain and just sits there with her fat cock propped on the coffee table like she owns the place. The game throws you into her head right away, horny and bored, scrolling on her phone like half of us in bed, and then she taps that shady link we all know we shouldn’t touch. Suddenly there’s this dating app that feels like Tinder’s filthy cousin, full of older women with that “I know what I want and I will absolutely ruin you” energy. It’s not subtle. One minute you’re just checking profiles, next minute you’re in a private chat where some curvy MILF types “show me what you’re packing, princess” and you actually feel Selena hesitate, like she’s half shy, half ready to flood the screen. I loved that stupid little pause. Made her feel less like a porn bot and more like a dancer peeking through the curtain before going on stage in too-high heels, pretending she’s not trembling.
The spa date thing is where it got fun for my burlesque brain. There’s a scene where you’re picking the massage oil and my head just went off into costume-land. She’s lying there, towel barely hanging on, this older woman working her hands over Selena’s shoulders, talking slow, teasing, acting all professional. Meanwhile you choose the flirty responses, and the towel keeps “accidentally” slipping lower. I kept imagining a routine where I’m on a massage table, glitter on my thighs, a “towel” that is just useless, the whole crowd waiting for the first nipple to appear. At one point the MILF tells Selena to “relax your hips” while her fingers slide lower on the inner thigh, and the text box gives you this perfect choice: either play innocent or spread your legs just a little and pretend it’s because you’re “tense.” I clicked the second one so fast my mouse almost flew. The game really likes edging you with build up like that. But then sometimes it just jumps from zero to cock-in-hand in one line and you’re like, girl, we were just talking about cucumber water, what happened. I kinda liked that too, even if it feels like skipping half the tease.
What really stuck with me is how unapologetically thirsty the older women are. You get those chat logs where they talk about how long it’s been since they got “properly filled,” and then when Selena finally whips it out in the hot tub, there’s this ridiculous moment where the MILF goes from smug spa queen to wide-eyed slut, fingers circling the tip like she’s about to worship a new religion. I swear I want a routine just built on that shift, starting all aloof in a silk robe, then ending on my knees with lipstick smeared across a fake strap. The actual penetration scenes are dirty in that simple, honest way: spit, lube, hands digging into hips, MILF begging for more, Selena trying to stay in control and failing, cum painted over soft mom-belly and big tits. Then out of nowhere the script throws in some cheesy small talk about essential oils and I nearly choked laughing. The app chatting parts feel like something you’d do on WhatsApp late at night, full of typos and horny bragging, and the “date” parts feel like a porn shoot that forgot to hide the story. I kind of wish there were more nasty options, like truly mean teasing, or a path where Selena ends up used by a whole group of MILFs in the sauna. But maybe that’s for some future DLC I’m already mentally choreographing, with steam, wet skin, towels on the floor, and a futa cock getting passed around like a shared secret.