Emily, right? Fuck me. She's got this red hair that looks like it costs more than my rent and a smirk that says she knows exactly what you're thinking. The whole deal is you're some schmuck trying to spit game after school, which is already a nightmare flashback to my actual life. Lesson of Passion made this one, and they know their way around a tight uniform skirt, let me tell you.

The pickup mechanic is basically a multiple choice disaster where you pick a line and pray. I chose something I thought was smooth, like complimenting her style, and she just stared through my soul. Replayed it, went with a dirtier angle, and suddenly she's all giggles and leaning forward. The logic is insane. Just like real life, where saying "nice shoes" gets you a restraining order but "I bet you're trouble" somehow works. There's no real skill tree or anything, just trial and error until her clothes start coming off. And they do. The scenes are explicit as hell, no fade to black bullshit. She gives you everything if you ask correctly, like the description says, but the path there is paved with her calling you a loser.

The brunette friend who pops up for like two seconds? I forgot her name already but she's got this bored expression that made me feel personally attacked. I wanted more of her. Instead you're stuck with Emily's hot and cold routine. The uniform stays on longer than you'd think, which is a specific kind of torture. The art's got that slightly stiff Lesson of Passion vibe, but the expressions are what sell it. Emily's face when you fuck up a line is worth the price of admission. Pure contempt. Made me want to throw my phone at the wall.

Honestly the whole thing is a horny choose your own adventure where the wrong choice just makes you feel like the awkward kid in class again. Which is maybe the point? I don't know. I kept playing anyway. The student fantasy is there, the naughty girl promise is there, but what sticks with me is how much I wanted to impress a collection of pixels. Pathetic, really.