My hand was already halfway down my pants before Alex even finished his first beer. That's the power of New Tenants, I guess. The whole setup with this couple fleeing to Eastern Europe because of war, it's a proper grown up stress simulator. They need a flat, jobs, the whole miserable immigrant routine. But the real housing crisis is in Alex's head, isn't it? Because Ana, his wife, she's built like a goddamn fantasy. Those big tits, that ass you could park a bike on. The game uses real model scans or something, and it's uncanny in the best way. Her body just looks... edible. The AI CG is rough around the edges, yeah, deliberately unpolished like a scuffed phone camera, but it makes the groping scenes feel dirtier somehow. More real.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the first scene where she's just teasing him in their new, empty apartment. The build up. Her clothes are this flimsy barrier and you're just clicking through the dialogue, waiting for the moment the hand moves. When the oral sex finally happened, the texture on her lips, the slight gap. Fuck. The anal sex path is a whole other beast, a mission of patience and persuasion that made me feel like a proper manipulative bastard. Which I am. In the game, I mean.

The male protagonist perspective is your main jam, but then it flips. You get to be Ana. See what she thinks when some slimy local offers help with the paperwork. This is where the game gets under your skin. I was trying to keep them together, really I was, but then I saw her thoughts during a groping scene with the landlord and I just... leaned into it. The NTR is avoidable, they say. For cowards, maybe. Watching her give in while I, as her, felt this twisted thrill. Forgot to mention the vaginal sex scenes have this one animation in the kitchen that's so stiff it loops like a broken GIF. Drove me crazy. Not in the good way. I wish they'd fix the sync but they won't. That's it, that's the game. A beautiful, horny mess where decisions about rent and infidelity feel equally weighty.