I found this thing on a site that rhymes with FapNation, you know the one, where the download button is like a game of chicken. Paracosmic Reality. What a name. Sounds like a spell from a wizard with a neckbeard. You wake up, some mystery benefactor drops a whole property in your lap. Not a gift basket, a building. And you're supposed to figure out why while a bunch of cuties just sort of... appear. The logic is held together with cum and prayers, but who cares.

The art is that specific CG hentai style where the girls have these glossy, permanently surprised eyes and tits that defy several laws of physics. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on a scene with this pink-haired girl, the one who's way too into the whole "mystery" angle. Her expression when you pick the "wrong" dialogue choice, which is actually the right choice for seeing her top get unbuttoned, is burned into my brain. The sex scenes are full on, no fade to black, the kind of stuff that makes you glad you live alone. The harem aspect isn't some slow burn, it's like they all got a memo. One minute you're inspecting a suspiciously placed letter, the next you're playing a very hands-on game of "just the tip" with a girl whose name I forgot because her ass was in the way.

The party tag is a lie. There's no party. Unless a party is three girls cornering you in different rooms of this stupid house you inherited. I wish there was a button to just manage the property taxes instead of my dick, but that will never happen. The choices are... look, they're not Mass Effect. You pick the obvious horny option, you get a CG. You pick the slightly less horny option, you get a CG but the girl looks disappointed for two seconds. I once tried to just leave the house in the game. The screen just faded back to the main menu. That's not a feature, that's a bug, but it felt like the game was judging me. Which, fair. The whole thing runs in a browser, which is perfect for my ancient laptop that sounds like a jet engine when I open more than two tabs. Paracosmic Reality. It's a mess. I finished it twice.