Right, so the game opens with this startup guy pitch, which is already funnier than it means to be. You need money, rich dude says play poker, and a blonde in lingerie stands off to the side like a motivational poster. The real model thing is obvious immediately, she's got that specific look, not uncanny but definitely not a drawing. It's jarring in a way that works, like finding a Polaroid in a spreadsheet.

The poker itself is weirdly tense for something so simple. Five cards, discard what you hate, both players dump cards at the same time. No turns, no polite waiting. Just two people throwing away bad decisions simultaneously. Hit the stand button when you think your hand beats his and everything freezes. First time I did it I had a pair of tens and honestly no idea what I was doing. Won anyway. She took off her top. The animation is... look, it's not smooth. It's got that deliberate unpolished thing going on, like someone learned just enough to make it functional and then stopped caring. But the striptease progression is tied directly to winning hands, which creates this stupid feedback loop where you're actually invested in card combinations. Jack high straight got me to her underwear and I felt genuinely accomplished for a second.

Losing means you don't get money and she keeps clothes on, which is a surprisingly effective punishment system. The businessman's AI is either brain dead or secretly a card shark, no middle ground. One round he folded with absolutely nothing, next round he had a full house like he'd been hustling me the whole time. Wish there was more interaction with her beyond the dancing, maybe some dialogue or choices about what comes off next. But that's not happening. The whole thing is basically a poker minigame with a striptease reward structure and zero shame about it. The money counter goes up, the clothes come off, and somewhere a game designer is either proud or deeply embarrassed. Probably both.