Four pockets, four girls, and two middle holes that are basically the game's way of saying fuck you. That's what you get with Hexagonal Billiard. The setup sounds simple enough, right? Pocket Girls return and they're d*** over a billiard table, waiting. You sink a ball in their corner, they lose a piece. Five shots per girl and she's bare. But then the middle pockets come into play and suddenly you're not just playing pool, you're in a tug of war over a bra strap.

The real models are a nice touch. Grainy photos but honestly, who's here for 4K resolution? The blonde on the top left has this look when she's down to her panties that I kept replaying the level for. Then the switch mechanic kicks in and you watch the girl you just got topless suddenly get her shirt back because the ball dropped in the center hole. The switch was pointing at her. Fuck. You can change the switch direction yourself, clicking it around like a roulette wheel, but so can the opponent. It becomes this weird meta game where you're trying to line up shots while also making sure the switch isn't aimed at your progress. I spent ten minutes trying to strip the redhead and the brunette at the same time and the game just kept dressing them. Like some sort of horny tennis match.

The billiard physics are janky as hell. Balls don't always go where you aim. Sometimes they bounce off invisible corners. The cues feel floaty. But there's this moment when you lock a hole, after the fifth shot, and you know that girl can't be dressed again. That's when the game shifts. You start playing aggressively, not caring about the middle pockets anymore. I got all four locked eventually. The final state of the table with four naked girls and me just clicking randomly to see if there was any extra content. There wasn't. But the journey was something else. A strip pool fever dream where the house always wins until you learn to cheat the switches.