You know what gets me about these AI CG games. The hands. Always the hands. Profession to Taste has this one scene where the landlady, Mrs. Kobayashi or whatever her name is, she's got her uniform half unbuttoned and she's reaching for the protagonist's belt and her fingers look like melted candles. Four knuckles on the index. I stared at it for maybe three minutes straight, completely pulled out of the moment, wondering if the dev even looked at the renders before shipping.

The game itself. Right. So you're this guy who moves to a new city because he doesn't know what he wants. Classic. I've been there. Minus the part where every woman within a three block radius has tits the size of her head and an inexplicable interest in your career confusion. The milf neighbor who runs the bakery. The uniformed something or other at the train station. The groping mechanics kick in during these weirdly specific moments, like you'll be having a normal conversation about rent and then suddenly there's a prompt to cop a feel. No buildup. Just zero to horny in half a second. The non-linear structure means you can bounce between "professions" which is really just an excuse to unlock different women, and honestly the writing localization has this charm to it where characters will say things like "I am wanting you very much now" and you can't tell if it's bad translation or someone's actual fetish.

Big ass, big tits, the tags don't lie. The milf content especially, there's this one scene in the laundry room where she bends over and the AI decided her skirt should clip through the washing machine. I laughed. Then I kept playing because what else are you gonna do at that point. The male protagonist has the personality of wet cardboard but that's almost a feature, right? He's just a vessel. A confused, grabby vessel. The uniform stuff feels like the dev had a very specific thing they were working through and I respect that, honestly. The groping prompts sometimes appear when they make zero narrative sense and I wish there was a way to turn off the ones that feel genuinely assaulty versus the ones that are like, okay, she's clearly into it. But the game doesn't distinguish. It just throws hands at you and hopes you're in the mood.