The tie physics are completely fucked in this one. I don't know why that's what I noticed first, but there's a scene where the boss character is leaning back and his tie just... floats. Defies gravity. Meanwhile the secretary candidate is doing things with her mouth that also defy several laws of nature, so I guess consistency isn't the goal here.

Fuck Town's little office fantasy setup splits itself across three scenes where you bounce between being the hiring manager and then seeing things from the secretary's perspective. The interview premise is thin even by porn game standards. Two candidates show up in lingerie and stockings, and you're supposed to believe this is a legitimate hiring process. The first girl has that eager to please energy, the kind that asks if she can demonstrate her qualifications before you even finish the question. The second one acts coy but you know. You always know. The game doesn't make you work for it though. Within minutes you're getting a closeup of a cumshot that lands somewhere around the collarbone area, and the animation loops in that awkward way where you can see the exact frame where it resets.

The boss character model looks like someone's dad who just discovered he has power. There's something almost uncomfortable about how pleased he looks, like a LinkedIn profile photo taken mid fantasy. I wish there was more buildup honestly. The secretary outfit stays on for most of it which is a choice I respect but also found myself wishing they'd vary the angles more. You get the desk scene, the leaning over to hand papers scene, the classic "oops I dropped something" maneuver. We've all seen the corporate training video version of this.

The whole thing feels like someone started making a proper office sim and then just said fuck it around the second animation cycle. Not complaining exactly. Just observing.