The whole thing is a setup, right? Miss Trick is "on holiday" but forgot to cancel the interviews. Sure. And I'm the guy who just happens to have her couch and a camera. The first girl, blonde, walks in with this CV that reads like a bad Penthouse letter. "Special skills: deepthroating." I didn't even ask a question yet. She just sits there, crossing and uncrossing her legs, waiting for me to find the right... spots. The game calls it a videoquest, which is a fancy way of saying you click on her body parts until clothes fall off. Her blouse went first, then the skirt. The striptease is clumsy, like she's never done this before but really, really wants the job. Any job. The interview questions are a joke. "What are your career goals?" and she's already unhooking her bra. I kept clicking her mouth hoping for a different dialogue tree but no, it's all just a path to the couch.

The second one, also blonde, different CV, same dream job I guess. This is where the real model tag comes in, because you can tell they filmed actual people. The acting is... there's this moment where she's supposed to be surprised I found her "spot" and her face does something that's not quite a smile, not quite a wince. It stuck with me more than the tits, honestly. The lesbian tag is there but it's not what you think, more like a promise the game forgets about halfway through. You get one scene where the girls sort of acknowledge each other and then it's back to the one-on-one grind. I wish the CV mechanic mattered more, like if you read it wrong she'd leave or something, but no, it's just a prop. The erotic part works, I guess, if you're into that very specific thing where a woman pretends to be impressed by your questions while taking off her top. The whole thing feels like a porn shoot where someone forgot to write a script so they just told the models to "act natural" and this is what happened.

That blonde. The one from the ad on the local site. She walks in wearing this tight little business skirt, all nervous smiles, and you just know. You know this isn't about the job. The game is called Fucktown, which, honestly, tells you everything. It's a pickup sim, hentai style, and you're the boss. Her potential boss. The power dynamic is the whole point, right there on the surface, no subtlety.

The interview starts normal enough. You ask her questions, she fidgets with her resume. But the dialogue options, they get... specific. You can ask about her "qualifications" while the camera just pans down. The art isn't polished, it's got that rough, almost sketchy feel to it, like someone drew it in a hurry. And maybe they did. The animation loops are janky, a little robotic. It shouldn't work. But somehow the lack of polish makes the whole thing feel more raw, more like a fantasy you're not supposed to be having. The first time you click the option to have her "demonstrate" something, and she just... complies, with this blank, slightly confused expression. It's weirdly effective. I wish her expression changed more, but it won't.

Then it just becomes a sequence of escalating dares. Bending over the desk to "pick up a pen." The sound design is mostly just wet, sloppy noises. The whole thing is a loop of a few core interactions, no complex mechanics. Just click, watch, repeat. The juiciest scene is when she's on her knees under the desk, supposedly looking for a dropped file, and her head just starts bobbing. The metaphor isn't creative, it's just a blowjob. But the way her eyes occasionally flick up, pixelated and dead, it's like a weird creepypasta version of a porno. You're not seducing anyone. You're just pressing buttons and watching a puppet go through the motions. And I forgot what my original point was. The whole thing runs in a browser tab, feels like a flash game from a forgotten corner of the internet. No saving, no progression. You just close the tab when you're done.

This game is basically a hentai slideshow pretending it has a plot. The Interview. What a joke. You got two chicks who are supposedly models or want to be, and they show up in their underwear for a job. That's it. That's the whole setup. No, really. The "boyfriends" are mentioned like once and then forgotten, who gives a shit. The writing is so bad it circles back to being funny, like someone ran a soap opera script through Google Translate five times.

The art is the only reason anyone clicks on this. It's that standard CG hentai style, big eyes, impossible tits, the works. One scene the blonde is just standing there in lacy black panties while some off screen "interviewer" asks her the dumbest questions. You can almost hear the dial up internet connection in the background. The dialogue choices are a trap, they don't matter. You pick something flirty, she blushes. You pick something professional, she blushes and then takes off her bra anyway. It's like a visual novel written by a horny AI that only had 10 minutes of training data. I spent more time laughing at the broken English than anything else. "They are asked if they would like to model for a famous clothing line" but the whole game is just them in a room stripping. Where's the clothes? Where's the line? Did the budget run out after drawing the nipples?

And the sound. Oh wait, there isn't any. Dead silence except for my own sighing. The whole thing is maybe 15 minutes of clicking. The "interview" tag is generous, it's more like a hostage situation where the ransom is a creampie. I've seen more engaging plot in a captcha test. The model tag is a lie too, they don't model shit. They just stand there like deer in headlights while you click "next" and their clothes magically evaporate. It's so unpolished it feels like a rough draft someone leaked from 2004. I'd say it's a waste of time but honestly, for a quick laugh and some decent fap material if you're into that specific plastic look, you could do worse. Just don't expect a game. Expect a pdf with tits.

The whole thing feels like finding a sticky note on a photocopier that someone left behind, you know? Not a polished game, not even close. It's this weird, raw little hentai pickup sim set in an office where you're trying to, well, interview your way into the boss's pants. Or skirt. The art is that deliberately sketchy, almost unfinished style, like the creator drew it during a lunch break while hiding from their actual boss. Dad and DAD2, as the credits shout out, probably didn't beta test this.

Gameplay is basically clicking through dialogue trees that feel held together with tape. You corner this office lady, and the choices are blunt instruments. One path had me complimenting her filing system, next thing I'm going down on her right there on the desk. The cunnilingus scene is surprisingly detailed for something that looks like it was animated in MS Paint after three beers. No smooth transitions, just a jump cut to the action, her moans spelled out in that classic hentai text bubble way. It's jarring but also, I dunno, honest? The pickup lines are so bad they circle back to being funny. You can almost hear the creator cringing at their own dialogue in the game's description, begging for comments to grieve over.

The interview framing is thin, just an excuse for the power dynamic. Boss lady acts all stern, then melts in like two clicks. There's no real game here, just a sequence of escalating dares. I clicked something about a "private meeting" and suddenly we're past the small talk. The whole thing crashes if you pick the wrong option, not even a game over screen, just a freeze. Had to refresh the browser. For a free itch.io jam thing, it's got this accidental charm, like reading someone's private fantasy diary they accidentally left in the break room. Don't expect a deep visual novel, it's a scribble of a thought, horny and apologetic at the same time.

The tie physics are completely fucked in this one. I don't know why that's what I noticed first, but there's a scene where the boss character is leaning back and his tie just... floats. Defies gravity. Meanwhile the secretary candidate is doing things with her mouth that also defy several laws of nature, so I guess consistency isn't the goal here.

Fuck Town's little office fantasy setup splits itself across three scenes where you bounce between being the hiring manager and then seeing things from the secretary's perspective. The interview premise is thin even by porn game standards. Two candidates show up in lingerie and stockings, and you're supposed to believe this is a legitimate hiring process. The first girl has that eager to please energy, the kind that asks if she can demonstrate her qualifications before you even finish the question. The second one acts coy but you know. You always know. The game doesn't make you work for it though. Within minutes you're getting a closeup of a cumshot that lands somewhere around the collarbone area, and the animation loops in that awkward way where you can see the exact frame where it resets.

The boss character model looks like someone's dad who just discovered he has power. There's something almost uncomfortable about how pleased he looks, like a LinkedIn profile photo taken mid fantasy. I wish there was more buildup honestly. The secretary outfit stays on for most of it which is a choice I respect but also found myself wishing they'd vary the angles more. You get the desk scene, the leaning over to hand papers scene, the classic "oops I dropped something" maneuver. We've all seen the corporate training video version of this.

The whole thing feels like someone started making a proper office sim and then just said fuck it around the second animation cycle. Not complaining exactly. Just observing.

The newspaper reporter in Fucktown has this thing she does with her pen. Clicking it. Click click click while she waits for you to answer her dumb lottery question. I don't know why that stuck with me. The whole game is like that, these little moments that feel almost accidental, like someone left the mic on. The art is rough, not in a charming pixel way but in a "my first digital drawing" way, proportions all over the place. Big tits that defy physics, which is the point I guess. But the clicking pen. That's real.

You win a TV, then some reporter notices you at the mall, and suddenly you're in this pickup scenario that makes zero sense if you think about it for more than three seconds. Don't think about it. The interview starts normal enough and then her blouse is open and there's a blowjob happening with sound effects that sound like someone stirring mac and cheese. Wet and gloopy. I actually laughed, but not in a mean way. It's so sincere in its jankiness. The cumshot lands with all the grace of a sneeze caught on camera.

There's this one frame where her eyes go slightly crossed and it's supposed to be sexy but it looks like she's trying to read something on her own forehead. I keep coming back to that. The game doesn't care if you notice. It just keeps going, click click click, another position, another angle that's slightly wrong. The lottery ticket thing never gets resolved by the way. You just... forget about it. Maybe that's the point. Maybe nothing matters except the next weirdly animated scene. The reporter keeps looking at you like she knows something you don't. Probably that the rendering budget was about twelve dollars. Still. That pen.

There's a particular kind of cheap thrill in these Fuck Town joints that reminds me of flipping through a catalogue you definitely shouldn't have found. Not the Sears kind, the one your older cousin hid behind the water heater. This one, the interview setup, lands somewhere between a casting couch parody and a very direct HR violation. A brunette model, supposedly unemployed, shows up to pitch herself as the face of a lingerie line. The premise is paper thin and honestly, that's the point.

The visual design is what you'd expect from the dev's legacy, deliberately unpolished in a way that's become their signature. Not janky, just... economical. The model's got that slightly stiff posing, like a mannequin that learned to breathe. Her lingerie set is basic black, functional, the kind of thing that sells because it doesn't try too hard. The underwear inspection part of the interview, and yes that's literally what happens, has you clicking through dialogue that's about as subtle as a foghorn. You ask a question, she answers, then you get to "inspect her body personally." The transition from professional inquiry to hands-on evaluation happens with all the grace of a car stalling at a green light. One minute you're discussing brand representation, the next you're zoomed in on a garter belt clasp.

I got stuck for way too long on the texture of her stockings. The way the pixel shading tries to suggest nylon sheen but ends up looking more like a very tight second skin. It's not accurate but it's oddly compelling, like a memory of a touch rather than the real thing. The dialogue tree is a joke, branching maybe twice before it gives up and just lets you cycle through inspection points. I wish the "interview" part had more actual questions, maybe some wrong answers that lead to different outcomes, but that's not the game this is trying to be. It's a straight line from the door to the bedroom eyes. The whole thing operates on that unspoken agreement where everyone knows why they're really there, and the pretense is just part of the ritual.