The whole thing feels like someone filmed a dare and forgot to edit it. You get this real model, right, up close, and she's doing a striptease but the interface is this weird arcade thing where you're directing a dick machine. I don't know who thought combining a joystick simulator with a peep show was the move but here we are. The strip part is fine, she takes off clothes, you watch, standard stuff. But then there's the Pussy Abyss which is exactly what it sounds like and also somehow less exciting than the name suggests.

The controls. God. There's this sensitivity slider that doesn't do what you think and I spent a good minute just trying to line things up while she's doing her routine and the whole thing has this unpolished look like they rendered it on a phone from 2016. I actually appreciate that though. It's not trying to be slick. The lack of any real accessibility options is where it loses me. No text scaling, no colorblind modes, nothing for motor impairment which is ironic given the whole premise is about precise movement. The audio cues are inconsistent too so if you're relying on sound you're screwed.

I wish there was a way to just watch the striptease without the arcade nonsense but that's not happening. The model is attractive and the upclose shots work when the camera isn't fighting you. There's this one moment where she does this thing with her hip and the machine just veers off into nowhere and I laughed. Not sure that was the intended reaction. The erotic part gets buried under the frustration of trying to figure out what the game actually wants from you. Maybe that's the point. Probably not though.