This thing is basically a filthy arcade joke that someone accidentally made kinda fun. You’re not dating anyone, there’s no fake romance, no long story about “finding yourself”. You literally fly a tiny pussy-shaped copter in first person and try to land it right on your cock. That’s it. That’s the high concept. It sounds stupid, and it is stupid, but in that “I’ll just try one more time” way. You’re looking from a POV angle, like you’re lying there, hard, and this ridiculous flying pussy is wobbling around the screen, getting closer, drifting away, vibrating like it’s horny but also drunk. Every time you get close, there’s this little thrill, like playing Flappy Bird if Flappy Bird wanted to sit on your dick and milk you.

It actually plays like an old mobile arcade thing you’d sneak during class, just with a blonde model moaning in your ear. Her face keeps showing up on screen, real girl, real body, not some anime drawing. She’s “controlling” the copter in-universe, doing this striptease as you get better. You fuck up and crash, she laughs or teases. You hold it steady, keep the pussycopter aligned, she starts losing clothes. The more precise you are, the more she strips. Nothing complicated, just that cheap “oh shit I’m close, don’t mess it up now” adrenaline layered with porn energy. There’s this one moment when you finally manage a perfect slow landing and the screen shakes, the sound spikes, she shivers and groans like you just hit some perfect angle, and it’s honestly way hotter than it deserves to be. And then next round you can’t even keep the thing straight for two seconds, it’s like your hands forgot how to function.

What made me laugh is how the game treats the whole “equivalent to 8 girls fucking you” thing like it’s totally normal. The way the climax minigame works, when you manage to touch down just right and hold it there, the audio ramps up in this crazy layered chorus of moans, like the same blonde is cloned eight times, all screaming over each other. It’s ridiculous and kind of overwhelming, like having Pornhub, xHamster and some sketchy popup all autoplay in different tabs at once. There’s no big tutorial, you just figure out the throttle and tilt by feeling it, like an actual dud trying to line himself up with someone for the first time and constantly missing the hole. Sometimes the physics feel janky as hell, the copter jitters for no reason, and on one attempt I swear the hitbox decided my dick was a ghost because I “landed” dead center and it still counted as a fail. But when the blonde arches her back, panties sliding down slooow while you’re fighting the controls to keep that pussy perfectly aligned with your POV shaft, you kinda forget you were annoyed. It’s trashy, cheap, completely obsessed with one stupid idea, and the only thing more funny than the concept is how surprisingly hard you try to nail that perfect landing just so the tiny flying pussy finally sits down on you and doesn’t take off again.