Pussymon Episode 23 feels like that moment when your browser history finally looks exactly as cursed as your soul. You pop it open thinking “ok, more monster girls, I bonk a couple, collect a couple, same old,” and suddenly you’re knee-deep in a horny furry soap opera where everybody either wants to fight you, fuck you, or both in the same scene. It starts kind of harmless, you’re poking around these new areas with silly names, chasing weird creatures with big tits and bigger eyes, then out of nowhere the game hits you with plot. Like actual “wait, I need to read this dialog” plot. I was clicking through lines and then stopped because one of the companions dropped a lore bomb between two blowjob jokes and somehow it worked. I was half-laughing, half-confused and still hitting save like it was an important JRPG moment, except everyone is naked half the time and nobody is wearing sensible armor. Which is a shame. I like useless armor.
The vibe here is that old school silly RPG format where you move area to area, grind a bit, collect new pussymon, chat with the crew, then suddenly the screen fills with bouncing tits and tail fluff. Sometimes the game is horny in a really dumb way, like “haha this wolf girl only talks about her pussy, subtlety died long ago”, and sometimes it hits a kink that feels almost too specific, like the dev opened your secret folder on Mega. One moment you are laughing at a bad pun about balls, next moment there’s a scene where a cute monster girl is begging you to fill her up while making those over the top faces, and yeah, you pretend you’re judging but you’re absolutely not skipping that animation. The side missions this time are actually decent excuses to see more skin too. You go fetch something, beat a few critters, then get “rewarded” by someone grinding on your MC like he’s an XP farm. And the best part is how often the jokes interrupt the horny stuff. Girl is riding you hard, text box pops: “By the way, this reminds me of a legend…” Girl, no, keep moving, we’re not doing bedtime stories right now.
What really got me cackling is that the companions basically act like your rude, thirsty Discord mods. Bridget throws shade then moans two lines later, DASH is that chaotic gremlin energy wrapped in a body you definitely should not trust, and Valentina just exists to make you go “ok yeah I’d let her ruin my life”. Their scenes swing between actually sweet and just filthy. Sometimes both. There’s this one bit where you finish a quest, they all start talking about serious stuff, like real backstory, and my brain is going “wow deep character writing” while my other brain is staring straight at the bouncing boobs on screen. The humor is hit or miss but when it hits, it hits hard. Some of the lines feel like they were written at 4 in the morning, sleep deprived, laughing at their own jokes, and honestly that’s the charm. I did get a little annoyed at one tiny detail in the UI that kept shifting my attention at the wrong moment, right when the good part of an animation was looping, and now it lives rent free in my head because I never figured out why it bothered me so much. Anyway, if your idea of a “nice evening” is going on a dumb cute adventure, collecting sexy critters, getting teased by snarky monster girls and then having them ride you as a reward while you accidentally learn lore, this episode feels like exactly that messy, horny fever dream.