I got stuck on a bush for like fifteen minutes. Not a sexy bush, just a regular pixel shrub in Fluffy Kingdom that apparently has the hitbox of a brick wall. This is Pussymon Episode 23, and I'm a rules lawyer by nature so when a game blocks my path with invisible geometry I take it personally. The collision detection in the new coastal area is genuinely baffling, like someone placed barriers while drunk and never double checked. But then DASH showed up and did that thing with her tongue and I forgot why I was annoyed.

The side quest structure this time around is weirdly ambitious for what's basically a monster collector with fucking. Three missions that actually have revelations, which is a strong word for what amounts to "the catgirls are hornier than previously established." But I respect the hustle. Nine new Pussymon, two new girls I can't remember the names of because I was too busy watching the 30 new animations loop. The one with Bridget and the tentacle variant of whatever that pink thing is called, you know the one, it has a move that's basically just a pelvic exam gone feral. I spent way too long trying to trigger all the animation variations instead of progressing the actual story.

The cheat manager is locked behind the Special Edition which feels like a personal attack. I wanted to see the legendary Pussymon bonus scene without grinding through 250 dialogs, half of which are just Valentina repeating variations of "harder" in different fonts. The Fluffy Land coast map has this one spot where the background art glitches if you approach from the left, revealing a gray void that honestly adds to the experience. Nine new areas and I still can't figure out why the inventory system sorts items alphabetically except when it doesn't. There's a logic here I'm not privy to. The whole thing runs like a fever dream where Pokemon got replaced by anatomically improbable creatures and nobody bothered to explain the type matchups.