Alright, so this Pussymon thing. It's an RPG Maker joint, you know the type, but the whole gimmick is catching these... creatures. And the sex cards. The animated ones. That's the pull, right? I spent way too long in the first forest just grinding encounters because the dev patched the wild AI to be more aggressive. Says so in the notes. They attack more now. Which is fine, I guess, if you want the game to be harder, but I was just trying to see the new interface. The inventory screen actually works now, you can see your items and skills without squinting. That's a genuine improvement.

The skill system for unlocking areas is weird. You don't talk to some NPC anymore, you just... use a skill on the map. Like, you learn "Cut" or whatever and then you walk up to a bush and press the button. It's more direct, I suppose. But I wandered around for fifteen minutes because I forgot I even had the damn skill. The map design doesn't exactly scream "use your new ability here." There's a spot near the second town, a weird looking tree, and I just walked past it five times. My fault? Probably. But still.

The new Pussymons. Ten of them. Some are furry bait, obviously. A bunny one with proportions that defy physics. The sex cards are what you're here for. The animations are... look, they're not winning any awards for smoothness, but the scenes are explicit. No fade to black, no coy bullshit. You beat a wild Pussymon and you get a card. The bunny one's card is... enthusiastic. Lots of bouncing. The sound design is just stock squelching, which is hilarious. Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream coded in a basement, and the patreon link is right there in the menu, no shame. I respect the hustle. The FAQ for future updates isn't in yet, so who knows where this trainwreck is heading next. Probably more bunnies.