Fucking Liunahelm. The snow nation. You trudge through it and suddenly there's a new Pussymon that looks like it crawled out of a fever dream after watching too much Animal Planet. The sprite jiggles. Everything jiggles. That's the whole deal, right? 34 new animations and half of them involve Bridget doing things that would get you banned from a Discord server run by puritans. I skipped three battles just to see if KEY's side quest would finally let me... you know. It did. Sort of. The writing is over 1000 lines now, which is insane for what's basically a porn game with RPG elements bolted on like a spoiler on a Honda Civic.

The new character Laro has this whole thing with Lanigav that I won't spoil but let's just say the animators were not shy about fluids. At all. There's a boss Pussymon that's basically a walking HR violation and I spent twenty minutes trying to catch it because the capture mechanic is still that weird timing minigame nobody asked for. Why is it still like that? Nobody knows. The dev won't change it. Moving on.

Tayzakana is the other new area and it's got this desert vibe that reminds me of that one level in Golden Sun except everyone's horny and there's a legendary Pussymon locked behind the Patreon paywall. Classic. The cheat manager exists for people with more money than patience. I respect the hustle. Valentina's scenes are... look, if you're into the whole dommy mommy energy with fur and claws, episode 36 delivers. DASH gets some love too, finally. The story revelations are actually interesting if you've been following since episode 1, which I haven't, so I just nodded along while clicking through dialogue to get to the next animated loop of Lily doing unspeakable things. Four side quests. Nine main quests. The math doesn't add up but neither does my life so whatever.