Another bug. The blonde girl, real model I guess from the photos, she starts taking off the schoolgirl uniform but then the animation just stops. Not a striptease, more like a strip-tease. You see the top button pop open and then nothing. I won the round fair and square, my reflex is good, I was faster on the card matching. It's one of those reaction games, you know the type, a card flips and you gotta slap the table or in this case click the mouse before the other guy. The arcade feel is there, the pressure.

The whole thing feels like a prototype someone abandoned after a weekend. The core loop is matching symbols, quick tricks it calls them, and if you're faster you get a reward. The reward is supposed to be her losing clothes. But the striptease is broken. I got her blouse half off and the game just sat there, her with this blank expression, one tit out but the texture on the uniform was clipping through her shoulder. I sat there clicking like an idiot. The opponent AI isn't smart, just has inhuman speed sometimes, other times it's a potato. There's no rhythm to it. You can win three rounds in a row and get the same animation glitch, or lose and watch her do a little victory pose that also glitches. The real model photos are nice, high quality, but they don't blend with the game's interface at all. It's like two different apps got mashed together. I had another bug where the cards wouldn't even flip, just sat there face down while the timer ran out. Had to refresh the whole browser tab. The blonde is cute, I'll give it that, but I wish the strip reward actually worked past the first stage. I wanted to see the whole sequence, you know? But it's never getting patched, these browser games never do. The reflex mechanic is solid in theory but the execution is so sloppy. I beat the high score twice and it didn't even save. Just reset to zero. Pointless.