The pool at this university has seen some shit, I bet. But probably nothing like what goes down in this quick little visual novel from Oppai Games. Three words for the vibe: chlorine, cleavage, chaos. It's part of their Quickie series, which is exactly what it sounds like, a short burst of horny storytelling that doesn't overstay its welcome. You're just a dude at the pool and then bam, dramatic event, as the description says. And that event is mostly contained within a very specific, very bouncy blonde lifeguard's bikini top.

The art style is that particular brand of Oppai Games, super polished and shiny, like everyone's been oiled up for a photoshoot. The blonde, she's got these massive, I mean absolutely physics defying, big tits that the game is very proud of. There's a lot of jiggle. A lot of close ups. The whole thing is a visual novel so you're clicking through dialogue, making a choice here and there that feels less like a branching path and more like picking which flavor of vanilla you want. It's romantic, I guess, in a "we just met and now there's a crisis that requires immediate nudity" kind of way. The dialogue is cheesy but it knows it, winking at you the whole time.

I do wish the "dramatic event" was a little more... dramatic? It's a setup, pure and simple, a paper thin excuse to get from point A to point B(ig tits). And one of the choices felt completely pointless, like it changed a single line of dialogue before snapping back to the main track. But you're not here for a branching epic, are you? You're here for a quickie. It delivers exactly that, a fast, uncomplicated, and very explicit scene that doesn't pretend to be anything else. The whole thing is over before you know it, leaving you slightly damp and wondering if you should maybe actually go to the gym pool. Probably not.