Fuck the camera angles in this thing. No, seriously, I spent fifteen minutes just rotating around Crystal or whatever her default name is, the one with the ridiculous blonde ponytail and tits that probably have their own gravitational pull. The character creator is basic, like something from a mobile gacha game that got rejected from the app store, but there's this one slider for hip width that I kept adjusting by like one pixel, convinced it made a difference. It doesn't.
The core loop is a mess of spreadsheets pretending to be a management sim. You send your girl off to these scenes, "Casting Couch Confessions" or something equally unoriginal, and then you watch numbers go up. Her "Anal Queen" stat. Her "Swallow Proficiency." There's a weirdly deep negotiation mini-game where you can shortchange her on lube budget. Who the fuck thought that was the fantasy? I just wanted to see the blonde one get railed by the rival agent, a scene that the game teased for an in-game week and then the payoff was... fine. The physics glitched and her leg clipped through his torso, becoming a bizarre third arm for a solid minute.
Wish there was more to do with the other girls you recruit. You get this goth chick with actual personality and then the game just treats her like a reskinned stat block. No unique scenes, no real interactions between the talent. Just another hole to fill in the schedule. But then the main blonde, the one you've been grinding, finally lands the AVN awards nomination and the stupid confetti animation plays and I actually smiled. The whole thing is a broken, horny mess and I kept clicking "next week" like a lab rat. Don't even get me started on the sound design, or lack of it. It's just one looping synth track that sounds like a dying modem. I muted it and played my own stuff, way better. The lesbian tag is there but it's all performative, for the camera, never feels like anything but another checkbox on a scene card. Anyway the spreadsheets are calling and my star is 3 points away from the "Squirting Virtuoso" perk and I have to see what that even means.