I swear the telephone mini game is bugged. Not like, crash to desktop bugged, but the timing on that third cock is completely off. You're supposed to rub one on her nipples, right? And the other two are doing their thing, the thigh job and whatever, and then the phone rings and you have to match the rhythm or something? I don't know. I just mashed the screen and hoped for the best. The whole thing feels like it was coded during a lunch break, which, given the setting is a grimy school toilet, is maybe thematically appropriate. The tiles are that specific shade of sickly green you only see in places that smell permanently of bleach and bad decisions.

The girl in the one piece swimsuit, the one with the short blue hair, she just stares. Even when the three, uh, participants are doing their thing, her expression doesn't change. It's like she's mentally compiling a grocery list while getting absolutely glazed. I spent way too long trying to get the undress toggle to work smoothly. You can click to pull her swimsuit down, but it snaps back up if you don't hold the mouse button at exactly the right angle. A frustrating detail for a game where the main event is a bukkake scene in a toilet stall. The cumshots themselves are generous, I'll give it that. Chunky, high volume, the kind that would ruin a phone screen protector. It pools on the swimsuit fabric in a way that's almost impressive for such a janky little browser title.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually, don't. The sound design is just a loop of what I think is a running tap and a muffled school bell. It'll drive anyone else in the room insane. The whole thing is a mess, a sticky, unpolished mess that forgets what it's doing halfway through. Like that one time I tried to fix my own sink and ended up with water spraying everywhere. This is the digital equivalent of that.