I swear the telephone mini game is bugged. Not like, crash to desktop bugged, but the timing on that third cock is completely off. You're supposed to rub one on her nipples, right? And the other two are doing their thing, the thigh job and whatever, and then the phone rings and you have to match the rhythm or something? I don't know. I just mashed the screen and hoped for the best. The whole thing feels like it was coded during a lunch break, which, given the setting is a grimy school toilet, is maybe thematically appropriate. The tiles are that specific shade of sickly green you only see in places that smell permanently of bleach and bad decisions.

The girl in the one piece swimsuit, the one with the short blue hair, she just stares. Even when the three, uh, participants are doing their thing, her expression doesn't change. It's like she's mentally compiling a grocery list while getting absolutely glazed. I spent way too long trying to get the undress toggle to work smoothly. You can click to pull her swimsuit down, but it snaps back up if you don't hold the mouse button at exactly the right angle. A frustrating detail for a game where the main event is a bukkake scene in a toilet stall. The cumshots themselves are generous, I'll give it that. Chunky, high volume, the kind that would ruin a phone screen protector. It pools on the swimsuit fabric in a way that's almost impressive for such a janky little browser title.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually, don't. The sound design is just a loop of what I think is a running tap and a muffled school bell. It'll drive anyone else in the room insane. The whole thing is a mess, a sticky, unpolished mess that forgets what it's doing halfway through. Like that one time I tried to fix my own sink and ended up with water spraying everywhere. This is the digital equivalent of that.

I found this thing called Bukkake Training, or maybe the url was different, I don't remember. It's one of those browser games that just sits there, no fancy menus, just a japanese lady in a business outfit standing by a phone. She's got this look like she's waiting for a call that never comes. The whole point, and I mean the ONLY point, is to cum on her. That's it. No story, no clicking through dialogue, just your mouse and her body.

The weird part is the cum doesn't fade. In most of these games, like those flash things from newgrounds back in the day, the mess would vanish after a few seconds. Here it stays. Forever. So you start on her face, obviously, because that's what the title promises, but then you realize you can keep going. And going. Her hair gets matted, her blouse gets soaked, and the stain just spreads. I spent way too long trying to cover her completely, like some perverted painting simulator. The clothed female tag is accurate, she never takes anything off, which somehow makes the whole thing filthier. You're just ruining her work outfit.

The art is rough. Not polished hentai, more like a sketch that got colored in. Her expression doesn't change at all, which is honestly unsettling after the tenth load. She just stares. The phone never rings. I don't know why that bothers me so much but it does. What was the call about? Who was she waiting for? The game doesn't care and neither should you, I guess. There's no score, no timer, no unlockables. Just a lady and an endless supply.

I tried a bunch of these one handed time wasters and this one's got a specific vibe. It's not hot in the usual way, more like a weird zen garden of degradation. You zone out and just... cover. The bukkake tag is no joke, it's the whole experience. If you need a plot or some kind of reward, forget it. But if you want to see how much digital semen it takes to completely obscure a japanese office worker, this is your jam. The lack of disappearing cum is the only thing that makes it stand out, otherwise it'd be completely forgettable. Actually, it is forgettable, I played it yesterday and already the details are fuzzy. Except her eyes. Those blank, unchanging eyes.