so i'm poking through this html game, right, and the whole premise is this mad scientist evan turner working for sexmachine corporation. the name alone. i mean what kind of corporate retreats do they have? anyway he's cooked up some essence that turns women into total sluts and you're supposed to stop the research from causing whatever terrible consequences. but here's the thing. the game gives you choices and i kept picking the ones that made things worse on purpose because honestly the "terrible consequences" sounded way more interesting than playing hero.

the text is clunky sometimes, like it was translated through three different languages and then someone's phone autocorrect. but that's almost charming? there's this one scene where you're at the gym and this muscle woman who's been dosed with the essence starts transforming, her body swelling and her mind going blank with need, and the writing is so straightforwardly filthy that i forgot i was reading words on a beige background. you get options like "watch her change" or "help the process along" and either way she ends up desperately horny and practically mounting the gym equipment. the muscle tag isn't just aesthetic here, the descriptions linger on every flexing bicep and straining quad in a way that made me feel things.

i wish the roleplay elements went deeper though. you pick a character but it doesn't change much besides flavor text. i wanted to be a different kind of person in each playthrough, you know? but the game has one track it's running on and you're just along for the ride. the humor is genuinely funny sometimes, like when evan explains his research with this dead serious corporate powerpoint energy while women are literally moaning in the background. i found myself laughing at lines that probably weren't meant to be jokes.

the transformation sequences are the best part. they're detailed and slow and you can almost hear the fabric tearing. i kept reloading just to see the muscle growth descriptions again. the real model tag confused me though because there's no images, just text. maybe they meant the characters are based on real people? whatever, doesn't matter when you're reading about a woman's clit getting so sensitive she can barely stand.

anyway the game's free and runs in browser so what do you want from me. it's messy and horny and sometimes reads like a fever dream typed one handed at 3am which honestly might be exactly what it is.