The physics in this thing are completely busted and I love it. You're basically playing a horny version of Peggle with a gun, shooting little colored balls at puzzle pieces that need to land in the right spots. Miss by a pixel and the whole thing resets, which happened to me like forty times on the third level because the hitbox for that one corner piece is straight up lying. The models are real women doing strip teases when you solve each puzzle, nothing groundbreaking but the one with the short hair has this smirk that made me fail the next level on purpose just to see it again.

Graphics are deliberately rough around the edges, like someone took a high quality photo shoot and ran it through a blender set to jank. Somehow that makes it hotter? The lesbian scenes unlock after certain point thresholds and they actually commit to the chemistry between the models instead of just having them awkwardly touch each other like most of these games do. There's this one arcade style bonus round where you have to rapid fire at targets while the girls are dancing and my aim went to absolute shit because I was distracted by what was happening on screen. Not even ashamed.

Wish there was more variety in the puzzle mechanics beyond shoot and pray. The logic elements get repetitive fast and some levels feel like they were designed by someone who hates people with normal reaction times. But the striptease rewards are genuinely good quality for a browser game, which is probably the only reason anyone's here anyway. The shooter sections between puzzles add some actual gameplay but honestly I kept wishing they'd just let me skip to the good parts. What was I even talking about. Right, the puzzles. They work. Sometimes.