The whole thing feels like someone started making a game, got distracted halfway through, and just uploaded whatever was on their hard drive. You got 100 days to get the girl, which sounds straightforward until you realize the stat grinding is basically a second job. Work, train, repeat. The girl's dialogue tree unlocks based on your experience points, which is such a weirdly clinical way to handle seduction. Like, "Sorry, you need 50 more pushups before I'll tell you my favorite color."

There's a cheat code, testbug, that the description literally tells you to use if you don't know how to play. That's not a feature, that's a cry for help. The sex scenes are there, I guess, but they hit with all the passion of a spreadsheet updating. You level up, you date, you fuck. The progression is so mechanical it circles back around to being almost hypnotic. I spent twenty minutes just clicking through work shifts, watching numbers go up, completely forgetting why I was even doing it. Maybe that's the real fantasy, having a clear objective.

The art's got that default RPG Maker look, characters standing around waiting for you to have enough stats to interact with them. No animations to speak of, just static images that change when you've grinded sufficiently. The whole thing runs in browser, which is convenient, but also means you can just... close the tab. And you will. Probably. Unless you're the type who needs to see a number reach 100, in which case, god help you, this game knows exactly what it's doing. The pickup lines you eventually unlock are so bad they're almost charming, like reading a phrasebook written by an alien who only studied human mating rituals through 90s sitcoms.