This thing is basically pure brain rot in the best way. You open it and it doesn’t pretend to be anything classy, it just shoves you straight into that rear-view angle and says “yeah, this is what you came for, stop lying.” It’s all first person, so you’re stuck in that locked POV staring at ass and lower back and the little details like how the hips twitch right before orgasm. That’s the whole religion here. Faces barely matter, story barely matters, just cheeks, thighs and that wet sound while you pound. I usually play more “serious” stuff, like I’ll have Baldur’s Gate 3 paused on Steam, then swap to Chrome and suddenly I’m not thinking about dice rolls anymore, only how deep I’m going and if I’m gonna pull out or not. And I never pull out in this one. It kind of dares you not to.

The characters are clearly inspired by that anime fighter with girls that look way too smug. They drop you straight into their backsides, no long intro, no fake romance. You just pick the ass you like and your only thought is “yeah, that one”. I got hooked on the futa option way faster than I expected, by the way. At first I picked the regular pussy because that felt “normal”, then I noticed the cock swinging on one of the characters and thought “ok, let’s just check it for science.” That was a mistake. Now I’m lining up behind this thick futa girl, railing her from behind while her own dick is hanging and slapping around, and it suddenly feels way more intense than the “standard” ones. The way she tenses when she gets close, the cum dripping from her shaft while you’re still fucking her from the back, it makes the usual doggystyle feel a bit weak after. And it’s weird, because in my head I kept saying I’m not into futanari, I’m just testing. Sure. Same way I “test” my internet speed by visiting Pornhub in incognito.

There is a strapon thing too that messed with me a little. You’re still in first person, but now you’re the one getting pegged, watching that character grind into you from behind. You don’t actually see your own body clearly, just that movement and the sound and the way she holds your hips. At first I thought I’d hate it and switch back immediately, but I stayed. It’s like the game is quietly asking if you’re really as straight as you think. I still prefer doing the fucking, but that pegging scene stuck in my head later when I was just scrolling Twitter on my phone. Thing that annoyed me a bit: sometimes the loop of motion is too short, you get this perfect rhythm and then it resets a tiny bit off, like when Spotify lags for half a second and ruins the chorus. Also the cum shots are great and gross in a good way, but they end a little too fast, I wanted that long messy finish, not this “pop” and done. Still, there’s this one moment when you’re ramming a character that looks kind of like that one girl from Skullgirls but not exactly, and right as she clenches around you and you blow inside, the whole screen feel like it narrows into just the sound of your thrusts and her little moan. For a game that is basically one position and nothing fancy, that part really got me way harder than I expected. I keep telling myself I’ll only go in to try a different character, then I end up doing the same angle, same ass, same creamy finish inside like a horny NPC stuck in one dialogue line.