You know what the worst part of running a space brothel is? The accounting. I'm not even joking. I spent like twenty minutes trying to figure out why my profit margins were garbage only to realize I'd been paying three different alien girls to just... stand there. In the hallway. Not working. Just vibing. Classic management simulator brain rot.

The game throws you into this neon soaked futuristic city where you're basically a pimp with a spreadsheet. You recruit these alien girls, each with their own... specialties, and then match them to clients who have very specific tastes. Some want tentacle stuff, some want the classic humanoid experience, whatever. The humor is actually decent, like the writing doesn't take itself seriously at all. There's this one client who's just a floating gas cloud and I still don't understand the logistics of that encounter but the game just rolls with it. You test the girls yourself too, which is where the hentai scenes come in. The art is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it during a fever dream, but honestly that adds to the charm. Or maybe I'm just coping.

The economic side gets weirdly addictive. You're upgrading rooms, managing stamina, dealing with alien STDs I think? There's a mechanic where girls can get burned out and you have to rotate them but the UI for that is buried in like three menus. Why. Also the translation has some moments where you can tell it wasn't done by a native speaker, which I actually find endearing. Reminds me of old flash games on Newgrounds where you'd get gems like "you are win" after completing a level. The whole thing runs in browser so no downloads, just click and suddenly you're exploiting intergalactic labor laws. Wait I forgot to mention the robot girl. She's my favorite. Her dialogue is just binary code sometimes and I respect that commitment to the bit.