The loading bar sits there like a joke you've heard before. This thing is massive, a whole space adventure with stat grinding for strength, charisma, knowledge. I respect the ambition but my patience was already thin from a browser tab eating RAM like it's a buffet. You don't get tits right away. You get menus. You get dialogue trees. You get a preview that ends before the real alien fucking starts.

And that's the rub, isn't it. The tags promise big boobs, hard sex, alien babes. What you actually get is a slow burn RPG where you train your character like it's a goddamn gym membership. I spent most of my time clicking through text and watching numbers go up. There's a moment where you finally meet an alien woman with a chest that defies physics, and the game teases you with a flash of skin, then slams the door shut. Blue balls in space. The dev literally says it's unfinished and not for people who want a fast fuck. Fair warning, but still.

I keep thinking about the wasted potential. The art style has this gritty, almost retro sci-fi vibe that could carry a proper porn game. Instead it's a stat check simulator with occasional nudity. Like ordering a pizza and getting the box with a photo of pizza inside. Maybe the full version will deliver. Maybe I'll be dead by then. The loading screen alone could outlive my interest.

One thing I wish was different: the preview should at least end with a proper sex scene. Not a fade to black. Not a "to be continued". Just one good alien fuck to make the grind worth it. But it won't be. That's the deal with these early builds. You're beta testing someone's erection.