You know what cracks me up about these brothel sims. Everyone always chasing the perfect stats, grinding gold like little worker bees, hitting those number thresholds to unlock the next badly translated sex scene. Me, I spent twenty minutes figuring out if the hair color slider actually changes anything in the client’s preference or if that whole “customize” tag is just a sticker on the box. It’s a sticker. Nothing you pick matters except the numerical training level, just pump those numbers up and the same pixel dude will pay extra for a girl with neon green skin as he would for the default one.

Got stuck for a real minute on the upgrade path for the basic room, needed some kind of stain remover item that wasn’t in the shop and the tooltip was just garbled text left over from a different RPG maker asset pack. Someone on the TFGames forum patched a fix for it with a script edit though, the real mvp there. Without it you just hit a wall where you’re selling low tier girls forever and the whole management loop falls apart because you can’t unlock the better training minigames which are just clicking rapidly on a target. The “adventure” tag is straight up lying, the only adventure is navigating the broken inventory system.

Pure romance seeking is basically an explicit route skip here, which is fine by me. Not interested in the wishy washy dates and gift giving in other sims. Here you cut straight to training a girl in specific acts, renting her out to a faceless client, and the screen shakes and a generic moan plays. The TPG bit is basically you just building a stable of workers, maxing their efficiency in a few different kinks you assign them to through a menu. Want someone specialized in the oiled up “royal treatment” for higher tips? Got a button for that. The hentai art is surprisingly decent for a project this buggy, thick lines and proper anatomy that doesn’t look like it was drawn by an alien’s idea of a human, but the number of repeating loops during the actual animated parts is a crime. And you can’t rotate the preview in the dress up screen, just stuck looking at the same profile, which is a minor complaint that I will now hold against the creator forever.