A Christmas miracle, this game. Or maybe a Halloween leftover. Hard to tell when your dick starts growing tentacles. Not a metaphor. The whole shapeshifting thing, right? You're this 18 year old dude, some monsters jump you, and now your body is basically play-doh with a libido. First thing I did was try to give myself absolutely massive tits, just to see if the game would let me. It did. The physics are... well, they're 2d, so they kind of just float there like zeppelins of sin, but the sheer audacity of it got me.

The horror tag is doing some heavy lifting, mostly in the "oh god what is that" sense when you accidentally transform a bit too much in public. There's this one scene in the college showers where you lose control and suddenly you've got a monster cock and a tentacle where your left arm should be. A classmate walks in. Instead of screaming, the game gives you the option to... well, let's just say the bukkake tag isn't there for decoration. The writing is unpolished, like a fan translation from a language that doesn't have a word for "consent," but it loops back around to being charming. Or maybe I'm just broken. The gender bender stuff is a toggle, you can go full trap mode and the game barely blinks. Seduce a monster, seduce a roommate, seduce a monster *as* a roommate. The logic is held together with spit and cum.

Wish the transformation menu was less of a pain. Clicking through body parts feels like doing taxes. And the monster designs? Sometimes it's a genuinely creepy shadow beast, other times it's a floating pair of tits with teeth. The oral sex scenes with the tentacle monster are surprisingly detailed though, lots of slurping and awkward positioning. You ever get a handjob from your own detached, shapeshifted limb? This game asks the big questions. Never really explains the superpowers properly either, you just kind of fumble into them. One minute you're trying to grow claws to fight, the next you've accidentally given yourself a titjob-capable chest and the monster is very confused. You are too. But you're also clicking "next."