Right so the whole thing is basically a rhythm game but with tits. You swipe a ball, I don't know why a ball, maybe because balls are funny, across a field and if you do it right a cheerleader takes off her top. The arcade part is weird because it's not really an arcade game, more like one of those flash things from Newgrounds that you'd alt-tab away from when your mom walked in. The uniform tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, it's just a standard cheerleader outfit, red and white, the kind that looks painted on. The real model thing is what got me though, she's got that look like someone you'd see in a coffee shop and then feel weird about later.

The striptease mechanic is tied to your score which makes no sense because you're just swiping. Sometimes the swipe doesn't register and I spent a good minute just flicking my screen like I was trying to kill a bug. The girl just stands there, smiling, waiting. It's uncomfortable in a way that's probably not intentional. Her animations are stiff, like she's counting in her head, one two three now remove the skirt. The erotic part is there I guess, if you're into that uncanny valley thing where a person moves like a mannequin being operated by someone who's never seen a human dance. I kept playing though, which says more about me than the game.

Forgot to mention the sound. There's this crowd noise loop that cuts off mid-cheer and restarts, like a glitched vhs tape. Actually the whole thing feels like a vhs tape, grainy and slightly wrong. The uniform comes off piece by piece but the bra stays on which is a choice. A weird one. Like going to a restaurant and they bring you everything except the main course. The swipeball itself, the actual game part, is so simple it's almost insulting but then she does this little shimmy and I'm back in. Not because it's good but because it's there.