The box sat there for a year, that’s the thing. Your dad, some big hero who died from a mystery sickness, leaves you this gift you can’t open until you’re of age. And when you finally do, on your 18th birthday, it’s not some magic sword or a map to treasure. It’s a key to a whole lot of family secrets and a world that’s way more twisted than just the orc raids every 12 years. You’re left with your mom and sister, and the weight of being the man of the house, but the game doesn’t let you just be a sad boy for long.

What starts as a fantasy visual novel with a revenge plot quickly turns into a quest to, well, stick your dick in everything that moves. And I mean everything. Over 60 scenes and counting, with characters like your own mother, a drow voiced by SilkyMilkVoices who sounds like pure sex, and even Lady Death herself. The voice acting is a mixed bag, some of it is hot, some of it makes you want to mute and just read, but when it hits, like with Katrin’s moans, it really hits. The art is all over the place too, different artists for sprites and backgrounds and H-scenes, so sometimes a character’s face looks completely different when her clothes come off. It’s jarring but also kind of charming? Like a collage of smut.

The writing tries to be this grand mystery adventure but honestly, I started skipping dialogue just to get to the next lewd scene. The orc attack plot is just an excuse, a thin one, to push you into bed with a ghost or a priestess. Don’t expect a deep story. Expect a lot of clicking and some genuinely creative, explicit scenes with voice actresses who are really giving it their all. The browser version takes forever to load, just a blank screen for ages, so maybe grab that Windows download link if you don’t want to wait. It’s a mess, a horny, unpolished mess that knows exactly what it is. The patreon link is right there if you want more of this glorious chaos.