MC is that painfully average dude you’ve seen a thousand times in anime, except this time his life actually goes off the rails in a fun way. He finally gets confessed to by his crush, the cute “girl” he’s been lowkey fantasizing about while pretending to study with Spotify looping sad J-pop in the background. Heart pounding, he says yes, everything feels fluffy and weird and kinda perfect... and then she drops the bomb: not a girl. Dick included. And not shy about it either. That moment hits like getting a horny plot twist to the face. He’s straight, at least that’s what he keeps telling himself, and suddenly his brain is doing parkour between “oh shit” and “but he looks so damn cute in that skirt”.

Instead of just saying no like a normal person, MC panics and agrees to date him anyway, then runs to his best friend to come up with the dumbest breakup plan known to mankind: act like a total asshole, be clingy, weird, boring, maybe a bit gross, just enough so this sweet femboy “girlfriend” gets tired and dumps him. Easy, right? Except it’s not. Because the game throws you into all those small, stupid couple moments that start as jokes and slowly feel too real. Accidentally holding hands a bit too long. Sitting way too close at a café so your knees touch. Sharing an umbrella, that cliché scene, except this time you are very aware there’s a cock under that adorable uniform and for some reason your heart still does the same flutter as if nothing changed. Sometimes the comedy hits like those dumb TikToks that make you snort water out of your nose, then next scene the game just softly kicks you in the chest with some honest, quiet line that sticks in your head while you pretend you’re just here for the porn.

The sex stuff doesn’t tiptoe around anything either. This is not “fade to black and imagine the rest”. There are scenes where MC is still trying to convince himself he’s straight while he’s the one reaching first. You get those awkward early touches, the “I’m just curious” excuses, the moment he realizes how pretty his “girlfriend” looks with flushed cheeks and messy stockings, and yeah, the first time his hand goes under the skirt and he freezes because it’s hard and real and he doesn’t pull away. Sometimes the game lets you chicken out, sometimes you push further, pin him to the bed, or let him flip the script and watch MC melt when he gets stroked in ways his exes never bothered with. There is kissing that lingers too long, sloppy blowjob scenes that feel a bit too intimate, and that one anal scene that starts as “no way, that’s gay” and slowly turns into “don’t stop” while he’s gripping the sheets and moaning like a complete mess. The funniest thing is how the romance sneaks up on you in between all the dirty stuff. One minute you’re jerking off at your desk, the next you’re staring at the screen like an idiot because some tiny line of insecure dialogue hits way too close to your own shit. Porn and feelings getting mixed like some cursed cocktail, and somehow it works way better than it has any right to.