The whole thing runs in a browser tab, which feels appropriate for something this disposable. You pick between three characters, though calling them "characters" is generous. It's more like three different JPEGs with the same set of holes. Princess Peach is there, Link is there for some reason, and Krystal from Star Fox because why not. The furry tag makes sense now. Nobody talks about how weird it is that Krystal keeps showing up in these things twenty years later. Some corners of the internet just decided she's eternal.

The actual interaction is clicking blue hexagons. That's it. Click the hexagon, the scene advances. Click another, something else happens. There's no game here, not really. It's a slideshow with extra steps. But I kept clicking anyway, which says something about either the design or my brain chemistry. Probably both. The parody aspect is doing heavy lifting because without recognizing these characters from actual games, you're just watching generic cartoon people do increasingly explicit things. The hentai tag applies loosely. It's more like someone's first Flash project from 2006 that somehow survived into the modern era.

The adventure tag is a lie. There's no adventure. There's barely progression. Just hexagons and holes. I spent way too long on the third scene with Peach because the positioning made no anatomical sense and I couldn't stop staring at it. Not in a hot way. More like watching a car crash where everyone's naked. The sad endings enjoyer in me wishes there was some kind of narrative collapse or emotional devastation, but no. It just ends when the hexagons run out. Which is its own kind of sad, I guess.