Charlie, right. The whole thing is a quiz show but with dicks. She asks these three guys sex trivia, like what's the clit or how long should foreplay last, and whoever answers best gets to be her "match". But then she fucks all of them anyway, which is the only correct game design decision here. Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the contestants. Not a parody of him, just straight up Arnold, with the accent and the muscles and the weirdly soft eyes. It's jarring in the best way.

The questions are dumb. Like, genuinely stupid. One of them is about whether size matters and the "correct" answer is something a horny teenager would write. But you're not here for the trivia, you're here for the blowjob scenes and the cumshots. The blonde hair, the big tits, the way she leans forward when she's about to suck someone off. It's all very... functional. The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin and then scanned it at low resolution. But there's a charm to that, like finding a dirty comic in a gas station bathroom.

I don't know why I kept clicking through. Maybe because the humor is so accidental. Arnold says "I'll be back" before he comes. That's not a spoiler, that's just what happens. The mating game angle is barely there, it's mostly just Charlie getting railed in different positions while the other two guys watch and jerk off. The cumshot at the end is messy, like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. I complained about the art but honestly it fits. This isn't a game you recommend to people, it's a game you remember at weird moments and laugh about. The quiz part is pointless. The sex part is also pointless. But together they make a kind of sense, like a fever dream about a celebrity dating show where everyone's already naked.