Moving there was supposed to be this huge promotion thing, right? Instead I'm staring at Kari's perfect ass in the kitchen while she's making coffee. She's technically my coworker and now also my roommate. Friends set this whole thing up, some deal with an apartment, and if I kicked her out she'd be homeless. Which, let me tell you, her being homeless would be a crime against humanity with a body like that. The game sort of forgets what order things happen in. One minute we're having awkward hallway conversations, the next her tits are out and she's riding me on the couch while the neighbor's dog is barking outside. You can't control half of it either, which normally would piss me off but honestly? The CG hentai scenes just hit different when they catch you off guard.
The whole "should I feel bad about this" thing never really resolves. You meet other chicks too. One lives next door, total MILF energy, shows up at your door with some excuse about borrowing sugar and then suddenly your face is buried between her thighs. Sometimes these encounters feel like fan service at a convention. A cosplayer doing poses that have nothing to do with the actual character but everyone's too horny to care. That's this game's philosophy. Logic took a vacation to Miami.
Speaking of which, have you ever noticed how visual novels always make apartments way bigger than they should be for the rent they mention? This one's no different. Kitchen island big enough for a threeway. Kari's mysterious apparently. The description said that. She'd be more mysterious if half her dialogue didn't loop like a broken record. But you know what? When the clothes come off and the moaning starts, my brain just goes smooth. Completely smooth. There's this one scene with her in the shower, steam everywhere, and she's pressed against the glass leaving these trails while I'm just wrecking her from behind. The sound design on that one, whoever did the wet noises deserves a raise.
Also fuck whoever designed the menu because loading saves is weirdly clunky. Not gamebreaking clunky but enough that I yelled at my screen twice. Still came back though. Obviously.