The cake minigame is broken. Not bugged, just pointless. You tap flour and eggs and then Natalia says something about her marriage and I'm sitting there at my desk, phone tilted away from the boss, wondering why I'm baking a digital cake to unlock a conversation about infidelity. This whole thing runs in browser so no downloads, which is good because IT would flag my history otherwise.

The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here. Natalia looks like someone who does yoga and posts about it, not a cartoon. When she leans forward during the dialog choices, the lighting catches her collarbone and I forgot what I was supposed to click. The videoquest format means you're mostly picking responses while scenes play out. Jim wants to know where Natalia got the hotel info about Abi cheating. Fair question. But the game keeps throwing farm tasks at you between conversations. A farm. In a story about a marriage falling apart. I spent four minutes watering tomatoes to get back to the part where Natalia might admit she's been manipulating everyone.

The sex therapist angle shows up late and feels tacked on. One scene where Natalia talks about her sessions and then it's back to the farm. I wish the dialog choices actually branched more. You pick something spicy and the response is basically the same as the safe option, just with different panties. The VIP tag suggests there's more content locked somewhere but I couldn't find it without a credit card.

The hotel reveal scene is worth the grind though. Natalia's voice acting, if it is acting, has this breathy quality when she says Abi's name. Like she enjoys the chaos. Jim just stands there like a mannequin. Typical.