Why is this game called numbers. There's not even math in it, just clicking. I spent 47 minutes on level 3 because the hitboxes are jank, you tap a corner and nothing happens but your finger oils up the screen anyway. Chrome on mobile lags like hell too, the animations stutter and her left boob just sorta teleports sometimes. It's almost funny.

The real model thing got me though. Blonde, ridiculous proportions, wearing this black lace set that's more straps than fabric. She stands there with this bored expression while you chip away at two layers of transparent tiles covering her chest. First layer's pinkish, second is this off white color that blends into her skin tone in a frustrating way. Who designed that. The tiles shatter with a sound like someone stepping on a glowstick. Each one you clear makes her blink slower, the bra gets more sheer, and by the time you're down to the last 15 tiles my wrist was actually cramping from the repetitive tapping. No auto clicker support because of course there isn't, gotta earn those unlock percentages the old fashioned way. Steam overlay would've helped but this isn't on Steam, it's just sitting in a browser tab judging you.

The audio design is whatever, generic lounge beat on a loop that I muted after six minutes. But the strip sequence when you beat a stage, it goes into this slow camera pan with the zipper sound effect slowed down like someone's dragging it out on purpose. The striptease is genuinely well paced. Just wish there was more than one model. Spent all this time mastering the tile breaking rhythm, developing calluses, and there's no variety to apply my skill to. A brunette. A redhead. Someone with smaller tits for a change of pace. The game doesn't care what I want though, it just stares back blankly. Anyway big boobs are cool but after the 8th time you've seen the same lingerie set fall the same way you start wondering if you could speedrun this while watching Twitch on the side. You can. I did. New personal record is 2:14 on the first stage. No leaderboards exist.