I love how the real model tag is just a lie, you know? Like when you're on Chaturbate and the thumbnail says "18 year old college girl" and then you click and it's clearly a 35 year old mother of three from Florida who just knows her angles. This game, Undercover Agent Striptease or whatever the title actually is, it's got that same energy. The girls are photos, actual photos, but they move like they're having a seizure. It's perfect.

So the plot. There's a spy on your base and you gotta find them by playing this weird Fallout-ish point and click shooter. The vault boy aesthetic is everywhere but instead of nukes it's tits. You shoot targets and if you do good the girl strips. That's the game. The strip part is where it gets funny because the cosplay isn't really cosplay, it's just a girl in a bra holding a toy gun looking confused. The striptease is about as erotic as watching your aunt try to wiggle out of a tight sweater at a family reunion. But I couldn't stop playing.

The arcade shooting bits are jank. Bullets go where they want. The hitboxes are a suggestion. I wish there was more variety in the stripping animations but there won't be, this game is from 2023 and the dev probably moved on to making a Unity asset flip about vampires or something. You know what this reminds me of? Those old Newgrounds games where you'd undress anime girls by doing math problems. Except here it's a girl in a vault suit looking at you like she's disappointed in your life choices. The Fallout references are surface level but honestly who cares, I'm here to click heads and see boobs and this game has both. Not good boobs. Not good heads. But they're there.