Charlie's back and this time he's got a yoda complex or some shit. The blond dude wanders into this ghetto parody where every choice leads to another absurd hump session. I spent way too long on the first screen just clicking the same dialogue option to see if the text would change. It didn't. But then the second option unlocked a scene where Charlie gets pegged by a chick who talks like a fortune cookie with a gun. The humor is so dumb it circles back to genius, like someone put a porno through a shitpost filter and forgot to take it out.

The choice system is basically a coin flip with extra steps. You pick something, the game pretends it matters, then you get a closeup of Charlie's confused face while someone's riding him. There's a moment where you can choose to "meditate" and instead of a sex scene you get a ten second loop of him sitting cross legged while a car alarm goes off in the background. I screenshotted that. Also the one where he tries to talk dirty but ends up quoting Yoda backwards. "Wet, your pussy is." Fucking lost it.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during a bus ride and said good enough. But that's the charm. It's not trying to be pretty. It's trying to make you laugh while your dick's out, which is a weird combo but it works. The ghetto parody stuff gets old fast though. Some of the dialogue feels like a white guy trying to write urban slang from 2005. But then Charlie will say something so stupid you forget to be annoyed. There's no real ending, just a loop of choices that eventually repeat. I don't know why I kept playing. Maybe because it's free and my brain was already fried from scrolling random threads. If you need a quick laugh and a boner at the same time, this is it. If you want plot, go read a book.