The whole thing runs in browser, which is a blessing because my work laptop would probably melt if I had to install anything. Boss walks by, I just tab over to a spreadsheet. The cutscenes though, jesus. It's like someone filmed these on a phone from 2012 and then ran them through a compression algorithm designed by a sadist. The models are real, that's the hook, but the video quality makes you feel like you're watching a scrambled cable channel in the 90s. You know the one. Channel 99 after midnight. That fuzzy, almost-there quality where you're not sure if you're seeing a nipple or a compression artifact.

The striptease mechanic is basically just clicking through a sequence. No real gameplay to speak of. One girl, think her name was Sasha or something, does this thing with her thumbs hooked into her waistband that's genuinely hot for about three seconds before the video loops and she's suddenly fully dressed again. Jarring as hell. The lingerie sets are actually decent, lacy stuff, but the low resolution makes the black lace look like pixelated static. There's this one red set that almost works. Almost.

Wish there was a way to control the pace. You just click and hope the next frame loads before your interest wanes. The audio is a whole other disaster, some generic royalty free beat that loops every forty seconds. Muted that immediately. The community around this thing is nonexistent, no mods, no nothing. Just you and these grainy women stripping on a loop. For what it is, it delivers exactly what the tags promise, no more, no less. The eroticism is there if you squint hard enough and use your imagination. Which, at that point, why even bother with the video.