This thing starts like some weird horny déjà vu for anyone who ever wasted half their life in Animal Crossing, except here the game finally admits what your brain was already doing. You’re not organizing cute little villages, you’re on a train with a thick-ass neko waifu who looks like she escaped from a fanart folder on someone’s second hard drive. Clover acts all bubbly and casual at first, like she’s just this friendly catgirl who wants to chat about the town and your new “life” and all that. But the way she leans in, the way her tits keep taking over the whole screen like they’re trying to sign a treaty with your face, you know exactly where this is going. And it doesn’t pretend otherwise for long.

The whole thing is basically one long, horny train ride where your choices decide just how badly you want to ruin that cute persona of hers. You pick simple dialogue options, nothing pretentious, and every tiny decision shifts her vibe from shy waifu energy to “ok, rail me behind this seat and don’t stop.” It’s funny, because the game tries to act wholesome for like two minutes. She mentions normal stuff, maybe talks about moving, little small talk. Then one answer from you and suddenly her tail’s twitching, she’s blushing, her boobs are pushed together so tight you could probably park a Switch between them. I was playing on Chrome with Discord open in the background and I actually tabbed away once because it felt too damn intimate for a browser window. And I liked it. And I also kinda hated that I liked it that much.

When the sex scenes kick in, they don’t mess around. It’s not some artsy fade to black, it’s Clover bent over in that tiny train seat, big ass up, ears twitching while she tries to keep her voice down and absolutely fails. Doggystyle in public transport should honestly be its own genre. She goes from teasing to downright filthy pretty fast, calling you out, begging for it, moaning like she forgot there are other passengers “somewhere” on this imaginary train. The rougher you push it, the more she melts, and there’s this nice twisted contrast where she still has that cute village-game style charm but she’s getting pounded like hentai main course. I really loved how reactive she feels, and at the same time I kinda wished there were more girls, more locations, more scenes. But also, if they add more I’ll complain I liked it better when it was just me and this one clingy catgirl ruining public transport forever. That’s the worst part actually: after you’re done, normal Animal Crossing feels weirdly naked and boring, and now every time I see a cheerful NPC on a train in any game, part of my brain expects them to climb into my lap and pretend it’s still “just talking.”