So the whole thing is basically a train car, right? And Clover is this neko waitress, big tits, big ass, the whole waifu package from that one game about animal debt. You just click on her. Click to talk, click to fuck. The doggystyle animation is the first thing you unlock and honestly it's where the budget went. Her tail just kinda clips through the seat and it's the funniest shit I've seen all week, like a Bethesda glitch but on purpose maybe? I don't even know anymore.

The choices are what get me. You can be sweet or you can be a total degenerate and the game doesn't judge. Picked the rough sex option just to see and the screen shook a little, very dramatic. The visual novel parts between the banging are like, three lines of dialogue max. She says something about her shift, you pick a response, and then her top is off. The pacing is like microwaving a hot pocket, it's done before you're ready and the middle is still cold but you eat it anyway. I wish there was more buildup, some kind of tension, but the game is called what it is so I guess that's on me for expecting a slow burn hentai plot.

The milf energy is weird because she looks young but talks about her "manager" a lot, which is a whole other vibe. The parody elements are there if you squint, the leaf logo is now something else entirely and I laughed once. Sound design is just one loop of train tracks and a wet slapping noise that doesn't sync up half the time. I tabbed out to check Discord and missed the entire ending, came back to a black screen. No idea if there's multiple paths, probably not. It's a fap game that knows it's a fap game and honestly, respect. The clover on her apron jiggles independently from her boobs and I stared at that for a solid minute. Not a complaint, just a fact.