Right so the redhead. Not a drawing. Actual video of a woman who looks like she just got off a shift at some office where the AC is permanently broken. She's standing behind this wall, or walls I guess, because the whole thing is a maze. You don't see her at first. Just grey blocks. And the point is to click on bombs hidden in the corridors to blow the walls up. It's weirdly satisfying, that little explosion animation. Like popping bubble wrap but the prize is skin.

The game calls you a Wallbreaker. I don't know. Sounds like a shitty superhero. But the loop is you find a bomb, a section of the labyrinth disappears, and you get a bit more of her. A shoulder. The curve of a hip. She's doing this slow striptease the whole time, completely unaware of your demolition project. There's one video where she's pulling her skirt down and the maze blocks the good part for a solid minute while I'm clicking around like an idiot trying to find the last bomb. The frustration is real. The maze isn't even hard, it's just tedious enough to make you feel like you're working for it.

The real model thing is what gets me. It's not some uncanny valley animation. It's a girl with freckles on her chest and a slightly awkward smile, like she's not 100% sure about the camera. That makes it hotter, honestly. The whole setup is basically a voyeur fantasy with extra steps. Why a maze? Who builds a wall to hide a stripper and then leaves bombs lying around? Don't think about it. Just click the bombs. The loop is simple. Maze. Bomb. Skin. Repeat. It's the kind of thing you leave open in a tiny window while pretending to answer emails.