I keep getting stuck on the shower scene. Not because it's good, but because the water looks like someone poured half-melted blue jello over the character models. It doesn't flow, it just sort of... exists in clumps. And the sound is a stock loop that cuts off weird every seventeen seconds. I counted. That's the kind of thing you notice when the actual action is taking forever to get going.

The character creator is supposed to be the big hook here. You can tweak proportions to absurd degrees, which is fine, that's what we're here for. Made this one girl with hips that defied basic physics and a guy who was basically a walking BBC advertisement. You pick their bits and pieces, skin tone, all that. Then you drop them into these scenarios. The interracial tag is front and center, and yeah, that's what you get. The first encounter is in that sad shower. The clipping is insane. A thigh just phases right through a wall. The guy's expression never changes, just this dead-eyed stare while the creampie finish triggers with all the fanfare of a Windows error sound.

I spent way too long trying to get the camera angle right during the main event. It's a 3D game, so you can orbit around, but the collision is so janky you'll often find yourself staring at the inside of someone's skull. There's a moment where the girl's head snaps back and forth like a broken doll. I laughed, which I don't think was the intended reaction. The whole thing feels like a tech demo where someone forgot to add the 'tech' part. The textures are waxy, the animations are robotic, and the 'sexy fun' promised in the description gets lost somewhere between the uncanny valley and a loading screen that just hangs for no reason. Still, I kept clicking through to see if the next scene would be less broken. It wasn't. But I kept going anyway. What does that say about me?