Shit. The billiard balls just... wont. I keep clicking the cue and the angle on this Z-shaped table makes zero sense for a normal game but that's not the point is it? The balls have to go into the pockets, five each, and every time you clear a side one of these girls loses a bit of her clothes. Real models, not drawings. That's the hook and honestly it works because the video is smooth enough that you actually care about lining up shots.

The problem is the physics engine, if you can even call it that. Sometimes the ball coasts like it's on ice, other times it bounces like it hit rubber. I found myself shouting at the screen when a perfect angle just... stopped short. You forget about the striptease part for a minute because you're genuinely trying to solve the puzzle, then a bra comes off and oh right. The girl on the left has this look, half bored half amused, like she's waiting for you to finish. Her top has tiny red triangles and when that goes the pool water behind her makes a weird contrast, turquoise against her skin. I stared way too long at the water. The reflections are fake but something about the light feels like a hotel I stayed at once, some place with a bad air conditioner and a loud minibar.

Anyway the table shape is nonsense. After the third time clearing the same pocket and getting the exact same animation loop I wanted more variety. The billiard sounds are just stock clicks, no satisfying clack when balls collide. But then the last girl drops everything and you see the full model, and I guess I got what I paid for. The website has twenty other games exactly like this, the tabs are still open on my phone. My boss walked by so I minimized it to a spreadsheet, but now the spreadsheet has a random number in cell F5 that I can't explain. Some things you don't need to explain.