Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.

You wake up in this place called Furryville like someone dumped you into a horny self-help book and then forgot to proofread it. Buildings look normal, people do normal jobs, but everyone’s some flavor of fluffy, scaly or with too many tails and not enough clothes. Your guy is a total mess at the start, trying to pretend he’s got his shit together while secretly jerking off in a crappy rented room and spying through half-open curtains at neighbors that really should close their blinds. One minute you’re having a cute coffee talk with a shy bunny girl who blushes so hard she can’t say “blowjob” without choking, next minute you’re pinned against a wall by a smug fox who’s blackmailing you with some very inconvenient screenshots and one hand is already sliding into your pants like this is the most casual thing in the world. The shift from wholesome “hey, maybe I can rebuild my life” to “oh, I’m getting my cock sucked in a back alley by someone with fur on their tongue” happens way faster than you expect, and somehow it doesn’t feel forced, just chaotic in a good way, like a scuffed roguelike run where the game keeps throwing weird events at you to see if you crack.

The romance stuff hits harder than it has any right to. You start out just thinking “ok fine, I’ll pick the flirty wolf bartender, clearly tagged for vanilla sex and easy creampie routes,” and then suddenly you care about his stupid drama and why he can’t say what he actually wants. Sex scenes actually react a bit to how you treated them before: act like a dick and you still get your dick wet, but the vibe is different. There’s this one scene where you’re comforting a catgirl after some heavy drama, and it starts with just holding her in bed, fully clothed, then turns into this slow, almost awkward handjob where her tail keeps twitching against your thigh. No crazy positions, no circus porn, just small touches, then she asks if it’s ok to watch you finish and suddenly you’re jerking off for her, her fingers resting at the base of your shaft as she leans closer, eyes wide, whispering that she wants to see it all on her belly. Later, with another route, that same girl is pushed into way filthier stuff if you go down the more manipulative choices, like you agreeing to be part of some blackmail arrangement and ending up fucking her from behind on a desk while the guy who set it up watches from the doorway. She’s trying not to moan too loud, you’re trying not to cum too fast, and the voyeur’s just there, breathing louder each thrust. It’s hot and also uncomfortable and somehow fits the whole “redemption but also I’m kind of trash” vibe. There’s anal, there’s messy creampies where you can actually see it dripping out while she tries to walk, there’s silly scenes like you getting a blowjob under a table during a “serious” talk, and yeah, a bunch of masturbation moments where your guy is just sad and horny, phone in hand, scrolling through chat logs with the same people you’re romancing. The writing stumbles sometimes, wording is clunky here and there, but honestly that makes it feel more real, like everyone is emotionally constipated and horny at the same time. It’s not polished, it’s not trying to be art, it’s more like a horny little world that changes just enough when you push different buttons, and half the fun is seeing which route turns into warm cuddling after sex and which one turns into “I just let a smug fox jerk me off while threatening to leak my pics, and somehow I liked it.”

Naruto finally got the Hokage chair and, surprise, he basically married the office instead of Hinata. The game leans hard into that. You’re not “saving the relationship” or doing some romantic fix-it fantasy. You’re watching Hinata hit that point where the bed’s cold, the house is quiet, and the only one actually paying attention to her is a smug talking cat with better rizz than her own husband. D1 just strolls into Naruto’s home like he owns the place, curls his tail, and starts giving Hinata the kind of looks she hasn’t gotten since before Boruto was even a thought. It’s wrong, it’s messy, and it’s kind of hot how fast she goes from shy wife to “yeah, I’m going to fuck this problem away.”

The whole thing plays like a kinetic novel, so you’re not juggling a thousand choices. You’re more like a guilty spectator. Scenes just roll in one after another, and honestly that fits. Hinata’s not really deciding much anymore, she’s just sliding. One moment she’s alone in the bathroom, touching herself while thinking about Naruto coming home early. Except he doesn’t. Phone on the sink lighting up with village alerts while her toes curl and she tries to muffle her moans. And then the next scene she’s in the living room, D1 stretched lazily across her lap, his tail flicking near her thighs while he flirts like some sleazy bartender. When he finally gets her to straddle him on the couch, shorts pushed aside, her panties already wet from earlier, there’s this tiny pause where she says “this is wrong” and then her hips just ignore her. That first slow grind where she sinks down on him, eyes half-lidded, is way more intimate than any of the bigger, louder sex moments. Later, when he fills her completely and she clenches around him, the game holds on her face and the little tremble in her voice instead of some overproduced fireworks. And yeah, there’s a creampie scene on Naruto’s own bed, sheets bunched in her fists, D1 pounding into her from behind while her wedding photo stares from the nightstand. It’s trashy and a bit on-the-nose, but I still paused a second on that shot.

What caught me off guard is how they keep Hinata visually soft and homey instead of full-on porn cosplay. Big tits, big ass, sure, but it’s the way her tank top rides up when she’s doing normal house stuff, or how her shorts bite into her hips when she bends, that sells the whole neglected-wife thing way better than any jutsu. The animation isn’t flawless, sometimes her expressions snap a little weird mid-thrust, and there’s one masturbation loop that goes a bit too long and turns more funny than sexy, but honestly that imperfection fits the mood too. It feels like peeking at something you shouldn’t, not some polished “official” project. There’s a scene where she’s sitting at the window at night, hand between her thighs under the blanket, trying to imagine Naruto touching her, but every time she gets close, her brain replaces him with D1’s voice whispering in her ear. She still finishes, panting his name, then instantly covers her mouth like someone might hear, even though the house is empty. That stupid little detail stayed with me longer than the final full-on riding scene. And yeah, Naruto’s technically in the story, but in a weird way he’s just background noise, like the mission reports he buries himself in while his wife gets railed by a cat with better time management.

Game hits you in the face right from the start. Dad is dead, you hated his guts, thought that would be the moment you breathe easy, and instead you walk straight into this rotting corporate circus he left behind. Whole thing feels like someone mashed a late night office drama with porn and then sprinkled in jokes that maybe you shouldn’t laugh at, but you still do. You play this guy who is finally “free”, except not really, because every time you click something you discover another way your old man fucked your life from beyond the grave. One moment you’re staring at spreadsheets and company reports, next moment you’re getting a blowjob in a glass office where anyone could walk in, and the game just treats both scenes like they’re equally normal. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be smart. But there’s this weird undercurrent of “this is kind of sad, actually” that sneaks in under all the sex and stupid jokes. That mix is what works here. Or doesn’t. Depends what mood you’re in.

What I liked a lot is how the story keeps switching gears. You’re arguing in a boardroom about who really owns what, everyone lying, everyone smiling, and then you go home and suddenly the family shit starts. You think it will be some cozy healing stuff, but nah, it’s pure tension, people holding grudges, some of them clearly using you, some maybe wanting to help, but nobody is clean. The MC will crack a joke right after a heavy reveal, and in same evening he’s going down on a girl in an office chair while worrying about inheritance. The sex scenes themselves are pretty blunt: vaginal, oral, messy, a lot of looking at each other in awkward positions that feel more human than “perfect porn angles”. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you get a huge mystery tease about what your father really did, then the game just throws a goofy scene with you accidentally walking in on someone changing clothes, and that clue you cared about kind of floats away. Also, the UI pissed me off once because I misclicked during a serious conversation and jumped into a scene I wasn’t planning to see yet, and yeah, I never fixed that save. Still, the vibe of this one is: broken family, fucked up office politics, dark jokes landing in the worst possible moments, and you trying to enjoy the sex while wondering if you’re turning into the same kind of asshole your father was. And somehow that’s hot. And depressing. And funny. All at once.