This one feels like somebody took a high budget porn shoot, locked everyone in a rich asshole’s mansion, then said “ok, nobody’s allowed to be clothed or normal anymore” and just let the camera run. You start as this dude who clearly is not on the same social level as the billionaire crowd around him, walking into this giant house like it’s a different planet. Your stepmom is with you, dressed like she’s going to ruin multiple marriages in one night, and the game doesn’t even pretend it’s about anything except fucking. There’s no slow burn, it’s more like: door opens, rich people, alcohol, boobs, and things go downhill in the first scene already. I like that it doesn’t waste time. I also kinda hate that it doesn’t waste time, because some teasing would’ve made the later stuff hit harder, but anyway.

What really sold it to me is how the sex scenes keep stacking inside the same rooms. You’re in this crazy big living room with glass walls, some chick with massive tits is on her knees working your cock, and in the background you can see another couple going at it on the couch, some guy railroading a MILF from behind, and nobody cares. At some point you are getting a sloppy blowjob from one woman, your stepmom is lying half naked on the pool chair fingering herself, and a third girl just walks by and casually offers her mouth on your balls like it’s free samples at Costco. The animation is surprisingly smooth when it focuses on mouth work and handjobs, especially the little details like spit strands, throat bulge, the jerk of her hand when you finally cum. But then sometimes the faces look a bit stiff, like the character is thinking about tax returns while she’s riding your dick. That mismatch pulls you out of it for a second, then the camera cuts down to her tits bouncing and you forget you cared. Anal stuff here is actually more intense than I expected from this kind of party setup. There is one scene with the stepmom, ass up on the edge of some marble table that probably costs more than my entire music setup, and you push into her ass while she’s still dripping from earlier. Her expression there, and the sound, actually got me way harder than the more “normal” pussy scenes. Maybe I’m just weak to that combination of big ass and someone trying not to scream too loud with people in the next room.

I’m a chiptune nerd so my brain always locks on music first, even when I’m supposed to be focused on the boobs, and the audio here is… weird in a fun way. It’s not retro, sadly, no crunchy PSG-style arps or anything like that, but there’s this cheap loop in the background that reminded me of some royalty free track I once used in a Pico-8 mockup. It shouldn’t work in a sex game. Yet in the pool scene, you’re getting a titfuck from this stacked mature woman while another girl rides your face, that little repetitive beat starts to feel like some scuffed party anthem. You’re half choking on her pussy, her tits are sliding with lotion over your cock, the camera zooms on her nipples brushing the tip and the beat just keeps going like “yep, this is normal, just keep fucking”. The orgy part later is probably what everyone will remember anyway: bodies everywhere, one girl sucking you off while a dude is pounding her from behind, stepmom on her knees sharing your cock with some rich wife, spit and cum all over, and the game doesn’t cut away when you finish. It lets you see the mess, on faces, on tits, dripping out, which I really appreciate. I still don’t understand why the billionaire’s bathroom has that ugly tile pattern though. Every time the camera pans there my brain goes “who picked this?” and then there’s a close up of a tongue sliding over a thick cock and I forget to be mad about interior design. Priorities, I guess.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

This one hits different because the main guy is supposed to be a clown, but he literally can’t lie. Not even a tiny white one. So you’re walking around this fucked up city that worships fake smiles and cheap jokes, and every time you open your mouth, you just drop brutal honesty like a sledgehammer. People ask if their ass looks big and he’s like, “Yeah, it does, and it’s distracting in a good way,” and suddenly the whole scene goes sideways. The comedy isn’t just there for memes, it actually drives the porn. Half the lewd moments start because you said something too real, too sharp, and someone decides to punish you or reward you for it. It’s like watching a stand-up show that slowly mutates into a hentai, but the punchlines are basically social suicide. You’ve got this harem orbit forming around a dude who’s bad at pretending, which is kind of hilarious because every other game in this genre is about smooth talk and here you’re just blurting out the raw shit no normal person would admit.

The women are ridiculous in the best, trashy way. Big tits that look like they’re about to punch gravity in the face, asses so huge you start wondering about back pain, monster girls that belong in someone’s cursed browser history. There’s this one monster girl scene where she asks if you’re scared of her claws and instead of doing the usual “wow you’re so beautiful” routine, he tells her she looks like a horny nightmare from a hentai subreddit. She goes quiet for a second, blushes, then climbs on top of him with this “oh, you think that’s scary?” vibe and suddenly you’re watching her ride him like she’s trying to erase reality. Simple choices like “tell the nice lie” or “tell the ugly truth” keep turning into either humiliation, rough affection, or masturbation scenes where he’s just furiously jerking off while overthinking everything he said that day. I actually hated how often the game makes you click through his internal monologue in those jerk-off scenes, but then I kinda liked it because it feels like watching a clown take the makeup off while still stroking his dick. The pacing’s weird too, like eating a cake that keeps switching between chocolate and chili without warning, but when it hits a good stretch of comedy with sex right behind it, it absolutely works. Some of the parody gags feel like they’re trying too hard, like that one bit that’s clearly riffing on superhero movies and drags a little, yet a few minutes later there’s a romance moment where a girl with a massive ass sits on his lap, asks him what he really thinks of her, and you pick the blunt answer. She stares, cheeks go red, then quietly grinds on him until you both forget there was ever a joke in the scene to begin with.

Sam walks into this summer thinking he’s just crashing at some random house, and then realizes it’s Michael’s place, the guy who used to fuck his mom and kind of fucked up his childhood a bit too. That alone already feels messy in a good way, because the game doesn’t treat him like a cardboard porn hero. He’s awkward, petty, horny, confused, all in the same scene. One moment he’s remembering how much he hated this man, the next he’s catching himself staring at Michael’s back when he bends over in the kitchen, noticing how broad it got, how tight that shirt sits, and pretending it’s not happening. The writing leans heavily into that “I shouldn’t want this, but my cock disagrees” mood. There’s a shot where Michael walks past him with just a towel and you can practically feel the air choke in Sam’s throat. No cheesy fanfare, just that slow eye-line drifting down, catching the bulge, then snapping back up like nothing happened. It’s horny, but it’s also painfully human in that stupid, familiar way: wanting the one person you’re absolutely not supposed to touch.

What surprised me is how the game uses its pretty slick 3D-style CG not to show everything at once, but to make every little contact feel heavier than it is. A hand on the shoulder lingers too long. Knees brushing on the couch. A hug that’s a bit too tight for “ex-stepdad and kid he barely knows.” And then the other guys show up. There’s this furry dude with a huge ass that looks ridiculous and perfect at the same time, and the camera knows it. The game is not shy at all about Sam’s gaze; you’re constantly pushed into his POV, tracking body parts, tongues, fingers, cocks, like an academic study that got lost and became porn. Oral scenes in particular have this lingering focus on lips and spit, like the dev actually likes mouths and not just penetration. When things finally escalate and you get anal on screen, it’s not some instant porn logic. They build the tension with small touches and loaded dialogue, so when Sam finally ends up spread and filled, or doing the filling, it feels like a line being crossed, not just a checkbox. Animated loops kick in during the hotter moments, and while they’re not ultra-polished, the slightly stiff motion almost fits the tone: imperfect, a bit clumsy, like people actually fucking instead of posing for a catalog. The optional choices around who Sam flirts back with, which guy he lets get closer, let you nudge him toward your favorite flavor of disaster, whether that’s the older guy he’s supposed to resent, the sexy anthropomorphic hunk with that absurd bubble butt, or some mix that turns his “summer before uni” into a quietly filthy coming-out spiral he never planned for.