This thing feels like someone mashed together a horny beach vacation, a busted fighting game fanfic, and one of those trashy hentai clips that keeps popping up on Pornhub recommended even after you hit “not interested” three times. You land in Hawaii, but it’s not like, postcard Hawaii. It’s more like the version your dirty uncle imagines after three beers: sticky air, loud music, plastic lei hanging off a busted car mirror, and every girl looks like her back hurts from carrying those tits around. The whole thing orbits around Diva Mizuki and Mai Shiranui trying to out-slut each other in the most shameless way possible, and somehow that’s exactly the point. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t even try. You’re just tossed between these two big-boob disasters, a beach bar, and a tentacle-obsessed ocean that’s basically one horny octopus waiting for its turn.

What I really liked, even if I hate saying “liked” because I sound like a teenager again, is how the game treats milk like it’s a whole fetish language. Mizuki leans over the bar, bikini top screaming for help, and there’s that one scene where she teases the young waiter, pressing her chest against his arm, leaving this wet circle on his shirt. Not sweat. The game is very clear about that. He pretends to keep wiping glasses, but the camera hangs on his dick outline pressing against the counter way too long. Later, when Mai shows up, the vibe shifts from playful to nasty fast. She’s the classic KOF eye candy, but here she’s turned up way past canon: bikini bottoms riding high on her hips, cheeks swallowing the fabric, ass basically doing its own character arc. She knows Mizuki is already dripping milk and just pokes at it, pretending it’s a joke, fingers sliding under the bikini strap, pulling it away, letting a few drops spill while she laughs. I actually paused and rewatched that bit like three times on my phone, which is annoying because Chrome on Android keeps popping the stupid address bar in full screen. There’s zero romance here, not in the usual sense, but there is this weird emotional thing where both girls are clearly performing for attention and also low-key testing who can push the humiliation further. It’s not “love”, but it has that needy feeling I know way too well from dating apps like Tinder and Feeld, where everyone acts tough and then overshares at midnight.

The octopus is honestly the most honest character. No pretense, just full-on boob addiction. When it finally wraps a tentacle around Mizuki from the surf, it doesn’t bother with her pussy first like most lazy hentai. It drags her down by the tits, squeezing until you see the skin stretch, then milk starts pumping out in these long, obscene spurts, some of it running over the suckers. She’s half crying, half moaning, and the scene stays there, zooming in on every drop like the game forgot there are other body parts. Then Mai jumps in, not to save her, but because she refuses to let Mizuki have the “spotlight” of being violated alone. That bit on the sand, where both girls are tangled in slimy limbs, bikini tops ripped off, milk and seawater mixing on their bellies, the waiter standing there frozen with a hard-on so big it looks painful, is where the game finally clicks. He’s supposed to be the “lucky guy”, but he looks completely overwhelmed, like a virgin who swiped right on a threesome on Feeld as a joke and actually got it. When he finally moves, he just shoves himself between Mai’s thighs from behind while a tentacle is already pumping her, and the game doesn’t try to make sense of it. Fluids everywhere, sounds wet enough I had to lower the volume because I thought my neighbors would hear. There’s also this car scene in the parking lot I didn’t expect, with Mai bent over the hood, ass reflecting the beach lights while the waiter fucks her and reaches forward to knead Mizuki’s leaking breasts right through her bikini top. I’m pretty sure real life boobs don’t work like that, but whatever, I still replayed it. The interracial angle is almost thrown in casually, like someone remembered at the last second that the waiter’s darker skin next to their pale curves looks hot and just went with it without comment. Story-wise it’s total nonsense, pacing jumps all over, and the octopus sometimes just disappears between scenes like it had a bus to catch. But somehow that messiness gives the whole thing a dirty, amateur charm, like a horny daydream that got out of control and nobody bothered to clean it up.

This one feels like somebody grabbed my brain after an orgy-themed comic con party, shook it, and turned it into a browser game. You’ve got Six thrown in there, that impossible purple-haired space slut with boobs that look like they violated several gravity laws and at least two intergalactic treaties. And instead of all the teasing bullshit from the old show, here she finally does what everyone in the back row was thinking about: fucks around with whoever the hell you pick for her. You click in, pick a partner, and suddenly you’re running a weird little backstage casting couch on a cartoon spaceship where nobody is wearing enough clothes and everyone has way too much confidence. I had Spotify on, Telegram pinging every five minutes, and still I’m glued to the screen, watching this android dick her down in a rhythm that somehow synced with my notification sounds. Accident? Yeah. But it felt like the game knew.

The funny part is how casual it plays. One moment I’m testing combos with that lizard dude, just minding my own business, and the next I’m staring at a close-up of her tongue sliding over his cock while her tits bounce into frame like they’re trying to photobomb. There’s this one scene with a robot and a handheld cam that straight-up feels like you’re shooting an interspecies sex tape for some illegal Pornhub-in-space channel. You tap through, change angle, tweak the pacing and it’s like you’re directing your own fucked-up hentai highlight reel. The furry alien guy shows up and I swear I thought I’d hate it, then I catch myself replaying his route so I can watch her choke on that weirdly textured dick again. I don’t even like clowns and somehow there’s a clown thing going on in my head now because of this game, and I blame whoever decided big tits plus sci-fi trash humor plus robots was a good combo. Sometimes the looping animation sticks for half a second at climax and it drives me insane, like I’m right there edging with the code itself, and then I forget, because the next second her ass fills the whole screen and I stop caring about everything including my Gmail inbox. Plenty of stuff could be smoother, sure, but honestly if they fixed it too much it would lose that dirty little bootleg vibe that makes it feel like you’re watching a leaked scene from a universe that was never supposed to be this explicit.

Kushina in this one is exactly that kind of woman you hate to love. Or love to hate. I don't even know. She comes in all proud, fiery red hair, acting like the big deal of Konoha, then five seconds later she is folded under the Raikage like she has been waiting for this huge cock since forever. The setup is simple as hell: one big angry Raikage, one "secret visit", one loudmouthed Konoha slut who thinks she can handle anything. Spoiler: she actually kind of can. You get this short teasing intro, barely any story sugar, just enough to understand he came to "check the rumors" about her being used all over the village. Then the game basically locks you into this humiliation fantasy where her mouth talks tough, but her body sells her out every single second. Her boobs bounce like crazy, her ass is the main scene and the only real focus of the whole thing, and that huge black cock just owns the screen. It is dirty in a way that feels almost too mean and still you keep clicking, like "ok, just one more loop, I want to see that again" even if you already watched it ten times.

What hits the hardest is how the whole thing is built around the power gap. He is huge, dark, full of muscle, all confident, and she is this slim redhead shinobi, already tagged by rumor as village slut, getting pinned and filled like she never had any choice at all. The anal focus is constant, not just one little scene. You push to the harder pace and you really see her getting wrecked, eyes rolling, hair flying, the ass cheeks spreading around that cock. There is a good moment when she starts out looking pissed, trying to play dominant with insults, then suddenly the rhythm picks up and the expression flips into that helpless, fucked-stupid face. That one frame made me stop and just stare. And then I got annoyed because the moans loop a bit too obvious at that point, but I kept it going anyway. The creampie finish is messy and satisfying, thick load pumped deep while he still drives into her ass, like he is trying to bury it in Konoha history forever. I kind of wish there was one tiny scene where she tries to get back on top and ride him, just for my pride as a rival romantic, but no, this game is 100% about her being drilled from behind like some trophy for the Raikage, and maybe that is exactly why it sticks in your head after you close the tab.

This one is basically someone asking, “what if those famous poke-women were less about battles and more about getting absolutely ruined,” and then actually following through with it. Story is simple on the surface: you’re not chasing monsters, you’re hunting their trainers. Or mothers. Or champions. The whole thing flips the usual journey idea into “collect a full set of horny women and see who breaks first.” Instead of grinding levels, you’re kind of grinding their resistance, if that makes sense. It starts almost innocent, like regular parody stuff, then suddenly you’re tossing that H pokeball and she’s on her knees calling you master like it was the most natural thing.

The first real shock for me was when you use the ball on Delia. In the main series she’s this soft, caring mom that makes sandwiches and talks about your health. Here she’s smiling, then there’s a flash, and the next second she’s kneeling with drool on her chin, looking up at you like your cock is her new religion. The game doesn’t really waste time on big emotional scenes, it just goes straight to things like forced oral and “yes, master” dialogue. Her mouth animations go from slow and shy to sloppy and eager, and every time the text pops up where she thanks you for using her, it hits that weird mix of wrong and hot. And then the game pretends none of that is messed up and just moves on to the next target. I kind of liked that total lack of guilt, even though the writing sometimes feels like someone typed it in a hurry between porn tabs on Chrome and forgot to spellcheck half the lines. There’s one line where a character moans “I am feel so good, master” and it broke my brain for a second. I still remember it, which is more than I can say for half of the porn games I tried on itch and Nutaku.

Cynthia’s stuff is where it got interesting and also kind of stupid at the same time. She’s always shown as this cool, confident champion in the anime, and here the whole idea is that you knock that calm attitude off her face one thrust at a time. The first time you trap her, she’s acting pissed, calling you a pervert, trying to keep her composure. Then that H pokeball glow hits and her pupils change, and suddenly she’s grinding on you like she’s been waiting her whole life for a thick cock from a random trainer. There’s this one scene where she’s riding you, her skin tone contrasted against yours in proper interracial porn style, and the text says she’s “losing all sense of dignity while her pussy begs for more.” The thing is, a few lines later she’s back to cool champion talk, like she didn’t just scream your name with her tongue hanging out. That whiplash is weird, but also kind of fun, in a trashy RP sort of way. And the harem angle sneaks up on you: suddenly you have Delia on one side, Cynthia on the other, and Lenora showing up as this total powerhouse milf, thick thighs and big tits that bounce way too much to be practical. There’s a part where you’re making Lenora suck you while Cynthia licks your balls, and Delia is waiting her turn, and the whole thing feels like a browser tab you’d open on XVideos with “harem” and “milf” filters on. I still wish the game didn’t reuse certain moan sounds so often, it got stuck in my head like a TikTok audio, and not in a good way. But the raw idea of turning these women into your own little slave collection, passing them around your cock like they’re just another badge to earn, that hits a very dirty fantasy nerve. It’s not clever, not classy, sometimes not even written well, but it is horny in a very direct, shameless way that a lot of polished stuff somehow forgets.