Pornography Bastards: Lara [v 1.3]
Lara is already a walking fetish for half the internet, so seeing her dropped into this tiny horny forest scenario actually felt weirdly on-brand. She’s not raiding temples here, she’s just tired, lost between some samey trees, and you show up as exactly the kind of guy who would have an entire folder of her on his phone. The setup is dirt simple: she’s stranded, you’re the creepy fan who’s been stalking her route, and somewhere in your pocket is the magic code that calls in a helicopter. No big tomb puzzle, no ancient artifact, just one very modern trade: if she wants out, she has to make it worth your while. It’s all focused on that one dirty little power imbalance. She’s the famous adventurer with big tits and tight shorts, you’re the nobody with signal on his phone. The game leans into that hard, like fanfiction that escaped a DeviantArt page and accidentally learned how to be interactive.
What I liked is how direct it is. No fake morality, no “are we the bad guys?” monologue, just clear horny logic: she’s exhausted, she’s desperate, and you have leverage. The forest background barely changes, but it kind of helps. Feels like you both slipped out of the real Tomb Raider story into the sleazy hidden route you’d never see on Steam. The core scenes hit all the expected Lara fantasies: her big boobs framed in that tight top, that ass bending over when she’s “checking the map,” that moment where she stops arguing and her face changes from annoyed to calculating. You get a couple of choices that change how rough or cocky you act, but it never goes full branching route. It’s more like you’re nudging the vibe of one scene instead of choosing a whole storyline. There was a moment where she’s on her knees, mud on her legs, hair messed up from running through the jungle, and the game lets you pause just a bit longer than feels comfortable. That one beat, where she’s waiting for your answer, kind of sold the whole thing to me. And yeah, the tits look great, big and soft and a bit exaggerated, like someone drew them from memory using one hand.
I do wish they did something slightly smarter with the “password” idea. They set it up like there could be a twist, or maybe a fake-out where you never had the code at all, but no, it’s just your horny ticket out. At the same time, that dumb simplicity is part of the charm. It feels like one of those old browser games you found by accident in an Internet Explorer window behind a minimized homework tab, where nobody cared about deep systems, they just wanted to see Lara kneel and suck cock. The pacing is strange in a good way: it rushes you through the setup, then suddenly lingers on the blowjob, then speeds through the ending like it just remembered you probably need to clear your history. I played it on Chrome, alt-tabbing between this and Telegram, and every time a notification popped up right as Lara went down on me, I thought: yeah, this is exactly the level of shame this game is built for. There’s a small issue with how the text sometimes overlaps her chest and makes it harder to, you know, properly enjoy the view, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I just kept going and never actually tried to fix it. In the end, you punch in the code, the chopper gets called, and she’s there with that “am I really doing this for a ride?” look on her face while you use her one more time like she’s just another dirty secret between the trees. It’s trashy, rushed, kinda janky, way too horny for how short it is, and it feels exactly like something a sweaty Lara fan would hack together after binging porn on their lunch break.
What I liked is how direct it is. No fake morality, no “are we the bad guys?” monologue, just clear horny logic: she’s exhausted, she’s desperate, and you have leverage. The forest background barely changes, but it kind of helps. Feels like you both slipped out of the real Tomb Raider story into the sleazy hidden route you’d never see on Steam. The core scenes hit all the expected Lara fantasies: her big boobs framed in that tight top, that ass bending over when she’s “checking the map,” that moment where she stops arguing and her face changes from annoyed to calculating. You get a couple of choices that change how rough or cocky you act, but it never goes full branching route. It’s more like you’re nudging the vibe of one scene instead of choosing a whole storyline. There was a moment where she’s on her knees, mud on her legs, hair messed up from running through the jungle, and the game lets you pause just a bit longer than feels comfortable. That one beat, where she’s waiting for your answer, kind of sold the whole thing to me. And yeah, the tits look great, big and soft and a bit exaggerated, like someone drew them from memory using one hand.
I do wish they did something slightly smarter with the “password” idea. They set it up like there could be a twist, or maybe a fake-out where you never had the code at all, but no, it’s just your horny ticket out. At the same time, that dumb simplicity is part of the charm. It feels like one of those old browser games you found by accident in an Internet Explorer window behind a minimized homework tab, where nobody cared about deep systems, they just wanted to see Lara kneel and suck cock. The pacing is strange in a good way: it rushes you through the setup, then suddenly lingers on the blowjob, then speeds through the ending like it just remembered you probably need to clear your history. I played it on Chrome, alt-tabbing between this and Telegram, and every time a notification popped up right as Lara went down on me, I thought: yeah, this is exactly the level of shame this game is built for. There’s a small issue with how the text sometimes overlaps her chest and makes it harder to, you know, properly enjoy the view, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I just kept going and never actually tried to fix it. In the end, you punch in the code, the chopper gets called, and she’s there with that “am I really doing this for a ride?” look on her face while you use her one more time like she’s just another dirty secret between the trees. It’s trashy, rushed, kinda janky, way too horny for how short it is, and it feels exactly like something a sweaty Lara fan would hack together after binging porn on their lunch break.
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👁 19K
★★★★☆
May's Forest Teaching
May has been sexualized in fan art for so long that seeing her here almost feels like watching a meme grow up, put on slightly better shoes, and then go straight to the nearest bush to get railed. The thing that stands out with this little animation is how absolutely unapologetic it is about what you’re actually here for. No fake story about “training journey” or “bonding with your Pokémon partner” or some cringe dialogue about badges. It skips all that and drops you right into May, half-dressed in that classic orange top and bandana look, getting fucked outdoors like the route grass is the most natural place to bend her over. She is very much recognizably May, just with her expression doing things the original anime never let her do: flushed face, slightly parted lips, that “I shouldn’t be doing this outside but I really fucking want it” vibe. It’s like someone took the horny subtext of early 2000s fan forums and boiled it into a single scene where she finally stops pretending she’s just here for a gym challenge.
What makes it work more than it has any right to is the tiny amount of control you get, which sounds boring on paper but in practice hits right in that late-night porn brain. You switch between her pussy and her ass, and it doesn’t feel like two separate modes, more like you’re telling the scene “ok, now fuck her there instead” and the animation just obeys. Anal doesn’t feel like the afterthought it usually is in fan stuff either, it has its own weight, her body reacting differently, that tiny clench when you first swap over that will make some people replay it too many times. The cum options are the same kind of simple but nasty in a good way. You choose where you finish, watch her get filled, and there’s a moment where she just kind of holds the pose like she’s trying not to let anything leak out. That tiny held breath look is way dirtier than the actual cumshot. The outdoor setting is basically window dressing, but it does its job: a bit of grass, some open-space light, enough that your brain goes “oh, this is happening out on a route, someone could walk by” even though nobody ever will. There’s a light customization layer that lets you tweak colors and surroundings a bit, like changing her bandana shade or the tone of the background, and it feels like using the Instagram filter menu on something you absolutely cannot post on Instagram. Totally trivial, absolutely unnecessary, and yet I still sat there clicking through them like a dumbass, deciding which version of Haruka getting pounded in the ass felt most “canon” in my head.
What makes it work more than it has any right to is the tiny amount of control you get, which sounds boring on paper but in practice hits right in that late-night porn brain. You switch between her pussy and her ass, and it doesn’t feel like two separate modes, more like you’re telling the scene “ok, now fuck her there instead” and the animation just obeys. Anal doesn’t feel like the afterthought it usually is in fan stuff either, it has its own weight, her body reacting differently, that tiny clench when you first swap over that will make some people replay it too many times. The cum options are the same kind of simple but nasty in a good way. You choose where you finish, watch her get filled, and there’s a moment where she just kind of holds the pose like she’s trying not to let anything leak out. That tiny held breath look is way dirtier than the actual cumshot. The outdoor setting is basically window dressing, but it does its job: a bit of grass, some open-space light, enough that your brain goes “oh, this is happening out on a route, someone could walk by” even though nobody ever will. There’s a light customization layer that lets you tweak colors and surroundings a bit, like changing her bandana shade or the tone of the background, and it feels like using the Instagram filter menu on something you absolutely cannot post on Instagram. Totally trivial, absolutely unnecessary, and yet I still sat there clicking through them like a dumbass, deciding which version of Haruka getting pounded in the ass felt most “canon” in my head.
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Date with Akali
Engage in a brutal showdown with Akali where every hit leads to intense pleasure. Your task is simple yet challenging: overpower Akali in a fight to dominate her. If you’re not in the mood for a fight, you can bypass the combat entirely. Choose whether to sharpen your reflexes in combat or dive right into the erotic encounters with Akali.
Meet Akali, the alluring brunette from League of Legends, flaunting her curves and ready to fight dirty. Combat requires sharp reflexes as you trade blows that lead to hot, explicit rewards. Winning means diving into hardcore pornographic sequences featuring passionate cumshots and explicit action.
It’s a unique mix of adrenaline-pumping gameplay and steamy, no-holds-barred sexual content. No matter if you prefer to fight or just watch, the experience is charged with raw energy and explicit visuals. Ready to prove your dominance over Akali or just interested in the steamy aftermath? This game lets you choose your own pace.
Meet Akali, the alluring brunette from League of Legends, flaunting her curves and ready to fight dirty. Combat requires sharp reflexes as you trade blows that lead to hot, explicit rewards. Winning means diving into hardcore pornographic sequences featuring passionate cumshots and explicit action.
It’s a unique mix of adrenaline-pumping gameplay and steamy, no-holds-barred sexual content. No matter if you prefer to fight or just watch, the experience is charged with raw energy and explicit visuals. Ready to prove your dominance over Akali or just interested in the steamy aftermath? This game lets you choose your own pace.
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Aeon’s Echo
Feast your eyes on Hentai artwork in the form of amazing 2D animations! With a wide diversity, going from MILFs to insatiable college girls to offer, Heavy Metal Babes is sure to sate all of your most kinky desires. Get to know your companions inside and out by conversing with them across the story. What nicer thing to do than sexting and fucking?
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Con-Quest [v 0.09]
This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.
What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.
I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.
What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.
I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.
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👁 177.1K
💬 2
★★★★☆
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